Ralph Kramden, a NY Jets fan? (Part 3)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Pittsburgh Steelers won the AFC Title by beating the NY Jets 24-19.)

(Ralph & Ed have just watched the game from the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: "What a bad game. What a heartbreaker. The Jets had the game won. They just had a bad start."

Ed: “I can't believe it.”

(Ed sobs.)

Ed: “Man, those Steelers are a tough team. I thought that they gave the Jets a tough game.”

Ralph: “Me too. Now, it's all about the Super Bowl. Do you know what the Jets fans, like ourselves are eating now? Roethisburgers. They don't taste good."

Ed: “Hey, I have a funny feeling that at Heinz field they serve burgers called Roethisburgers with ketchup.”

Ralph: “Ha ha ha ha.”

Ed: "Those Jets fans, like ourselves have longed to hear about our team going to the Super Bowl again. Now, it ain't going to happen until at least 2012."

Ralph: “All season long, that Rex Ryan has said that it is the Super Bowl or bust. Now, it looks like that prediction is not going to come true. At least, he got the Jets to the title game for the second straight year unlike Herman Edwards."

Ed: “We should go to Dallas and get front row tickets to see the game. Imagine us being at the Super Bowl.”

Ralph: “You know, Dallas is famous for oil. Maybe we can strike it rich over there huh? You know that loudmouth Joe Fenstablau has said that the Jets would lose. He is anti-New York teams. I should go over there and rub the fact that the Jets almost won in his face. That poor, misguided soul deserves it boy. Hey, what do you think most people would say is the odds-on-favorites to win the Super Bowl next year?”

Ed: “Very simple. The Chicago Bears. People will say that they will do the Super Bowl shuffle in the playoffs.”

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!”

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: “The Super Bowl shuffle in the playoffs.”

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Good night everyone.”

(Audience cheers.)