Ralph Kramden, a NY Jets fan? (Part 2)

[Frank Gannucci]

Ralph Kramden, a NY Jets fan? (Part 2) (The NY Jets won the AFC Divisional Title by beating the NE Patriots 28-21.)

(Ralph & Ed watched the game from Ed's apartment.)

Ralph: “What a game Norton. With the odds stacked against the Jets, I thought that they would lose.”

Ed: “Yeah, I agree with you. I bet that Rex is happy now. He will continue to talk about how good the Jets are.”

Ralph: “Now those Jets are going to go for the AFC Championship. The same place that they were in last year. Ooooh, I want to forget last year when the Jets lost to those BUMS, the Colts.”

Ed: “You know what? When the Jets back here, we should make them honorary Raccons and have a pizza party for them in their honor. I know Rex will like it.”

Ralph: “Yeah. Hahahaha! You should have seen the look on their faces down at the pizza parlor when I suggested that they spell: 'Go Jets' on those anchovy pizzas. Oh, that reminds me. That crab Garrity said to me that the Jets would lose. I am going to rub it in his face right now. You are coming with me Norton. We are going to knock on Garrity's door and brag in his face.”

Ed: “Oh boy!”

(15 minutes later, Ralph goes home with two black eyes.)

Alice: “Well Ralph, what do you have to say after opening your big, fat mouth.”

Ralph (yells): “I GOT A BIIIIIG MOUTH!”

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: “Thank you. Good night everybody.”

(Audience cheers.)