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StevieB · 12-01-2010, 01:33 AM

Can anybody please post the complete lyrics from the song Nell and her friends sung in the episode entitled: "Do or Diet" ?

Any help would be appreciated !

Thank you in advance !

Sincerely, Steve B.

greelywinger · 12-10-2010, 10:55 AM

Got this from sitcomsonline.

Here is "The PORKO Motto":

Candies, cakes, and salted nuts
Show up on our thighs and butts.
Fat, obese, tubby, jumbo,
We don't want to look like Dumbo.

Here are the lyrics to "The PORKO Anthem":

You're a disgusting fatso.
Your belly is much too big.
No one can even stand the sight of you,
You look like Porky Pig.

You stand around and look bad.
Your kitchen needs a full-time guard.
But PORKO will help you lose that weight
You big disgusting tub of lard.

StevieB · 12-13-2010, 12:20 PM

Thanks Daryl!

My wife and I watched this episode recently. We are on diets, and I will send her the lyrics (as an incentive for the both of us to lose weight).

Cheers!

Sincerely, Steve B.

12-01-2010, 01:33 AM	#1
StevieB Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 11, 2005 Posts: 97	The "P.O.R.K.O." initiation song... Can anybody please post the complete lyrics from the song Nell and her friends sung in the episode entitled: "Do or Diet" ? Any help would be appreciated ! Thank you in advance ! Sincerely, Steve B.
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12-10-2010, 10:55 AM	#2
greelywinger That T Rex Guy Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 222	Got this from sitcomsonline. Here is "The PORKO Motto": Candies, cakes, and salted nuts Show up on our thighs and butts. Fat, obese, tubby, jumbo, We don't want to look like Dumbo. Here are the lyrics to "The PORKO Anthem": You're a disgusting fatso. Your belly is much too big. No one can even stand the sight of you, You look like Porky Pig. You stand around and look bad. Your kitchen needs a full-time guard. But PORKO will help you lose that weight You big disgusting tub of lard.
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12-13-2010, 12:20 PM	#3
StevieB Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 11, 2005 Posts: 97	Thanks Daryl! My wife and I watched this episode recently. We are on diets, and I will send her the lyrics (as an incentive for the both of us to lose weight). Cheers! Sincerely, Steve B.