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°·.Reegus Rox.·°
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Alright... here's how it works! I'm gonna start a story and you people can come up with more of it from where I left off. GET IT?
Here goes: Once apon a time there was a penguin named BOB Pablo... BOB Pablo was an alcoholic penguin, he also was an ecstacy addict. Bob hung out in strip clubs and even was part of a gang called "uno penguinos." One night Bob Pablo was hanging out in the strip club... |
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°·.Reegus Rox.·°
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The truth will set you free
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he realized his life no longer had meaning so he checked into rehab... A few weeks later he was back to his old self again and swore off the booze and whores. The End... ---------------- Ok my turn... Once there was a snooty princess names Madison, she lived in a castle that was made of cheese and everyday she had to scrub away the mold that was forming on the walls of the castle... |
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until one day Queen Celeste of Italy moved to the neighboring kingdom, bought Madison's castle, and grated it into cheese for a googleplex worth of pizza's.
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^^^
![]() Ok now you have to start another little story.
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(Ala Golden Girls)
Sophia sez: Picture this: Sicily 1923. A young Italian maiden stuffing anchovies into olives at Genco's Genoa Salami factory. A young Spanish artist with a sly smile is sitting outside her window view painting in the shade...... |
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The truth will set you free
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She turns around to see a young man standing over her shoulder. Watching her every move. She asks him 'Why are you watching me stuffing anchovies into olives?" he says "It turns me on." She gets up and smacks him in the head with a Salami. One year later they are married.
Once there was a beautiful fairy who lived in a lush green forest. She waitied and waited for someone to come along so that she could grant them three wishes...
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and finally the day arrived when she met someone and that someone was Marie Barone who told the fairy: "I wish you'd do something about your hair dear. It's so long and unkempt. You'll never meet a husband that way" "You're skinnier than a twig, I wish you'd eat some of my lasagna" Marie then fixes the fairy's hair and says "I'd wish you'd meet my older boy Robbie. He has so many problems with woman. Maybe you could work some of your magic on him". So Marie got her three wishes and the fairly promptly turned Marie into a toad. The end.
A little girl is riding her bike to the store when she sees a cute little stray puppy. She takes it home to her mother and says...... |
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... Mama, can we please keep him. Her mama doesn't really want a puppy cause she knows it will just be extra work for her, but her daughter begged and begged so she said 'OK, but you have to help take care of him" The little girl was so happy then she ran back to school. Well that night while everyone was a sleep the house caught fire when the space heater was a little too close to the sofa. No one notice but that stray puppy. He barked and barked and woke everyone up. The safely got outside. The fire department came and was able to put out the fire before too much was damaged. The puppy saved their lives.
![]() Once there was a little elf named Doodward who was tired of wandering throught the forest all day... |
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so he went to visit his good friend Edgar the Elf, who is a cousin of Samantha's of Bewitched. He told Sam he wanted to be turned into a .............
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