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haloworld · 11-23-2010, 06:23 PM

Some of these UM sound bites are real gems. They can be striking, intriguing, ironic, or even hilarious.

The poster quotes a line, and whoever gets names the segment it's from, gets to post one of his/her own.

I'll go first, here's three of them, I hope I can get these right verbatim:

#1
"People say time moves quickly. This is a laugh. For me time stands still...I want so desperately to share my life with someone."

#2
[Perpetrator]: "How on earth could you get a promotion and now me?!"
[Coworker]: "Well Brad, I think that's a subjective opinion..."

#3
"For some reason, in the East Palo Alto area, people really like to shoot guns on New Years Eve"

TracyLynnS · 11-23-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by haloworld

#1"People say time moves quickly. This is a laugh. For me time stands still...I want so desperately to share my life with someone.

Nifty idea...

Is #1 Gayle Delano? #2 Brad Bishop? #3 I'm still trying to figure that one out. lol

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Which one is this quote from? (The segment aired today.)

"I hope one day soon that we can come together and be the silly little girls that we were when we were growing up, cuz I’m still a silly little girl at heart and I want to be with her as soon as possible.”

TracyLynnS · 11-23-2010, 08:07 PM

#3 The G.W. Roddy case. She was shot on new years eve in a drive by perpetrated by drug dealers. The cop quoted is Dan Nelson.

TheCars1986 · 11-23-2010, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TracyLynnS

"I hope one day soon that we can come together and be the silly little girls that we were when we were growing up, cuz I’m still a silly little girl at heart and I want to be with her as soon as possible.”

Ooh ooh I know! Jule Caylor!

TracyLynnS · 11-23-2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCars1986

Ooh ooh I know! Jule Caylor!

lol

haloworld · 11-23-2010, 10:39 PM

Irene Love -- great one!

How about this:

"Just by coincidence...just by coincidence...sure it was...sure it was. And my name is Michael Jordan and I play with Scottie Pippen on the Chicago Bulls...

sharonite · 11-25-2010, 12:40 PM

Sorry folks, I have to do it.

"What mystifies me about this is how she was able to do it so cleanly, and never be found again. I mean she must be 300 pounds! You know, someone like that doesn't just get lost in a crowd, even in a big city, and this is a big city. You still don't get lost in a crowd when you are ENORMOUS."

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

SageSlowdive · 11-25-2010, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharonite

Sorry folks, I have to do it.

"What mystifies me about this is how she was able to do it so cleanly, and never be found again. I mean she must be 300 pounds! You know, someone like that doesn't just get lost in a crowd, even in a big city, and this is a big city. You still don't get lost in a crowd when you are ENORMOUS."

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Bonnie Wilder

"LOOK AT WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY!!"

Corky Kneivel · 11-25-2010, 02:49 PM

"I looked around and the room was in disarray with furniture overturned and smashed and clothes strewn around the room, blood was puddled on the floor, splashed on the walls, and on several knives in the room, not to mention there were satanic pentagrams drawn on the walls....THAT'S when I knew something was wrong..."

TracyLynnS · 11-26-2010, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haloworld

"Just by coincidence...just by coincidence...sure it was...sure it was. And my name is Michael Jordan and I play with Scottie Pippen on the Chicago Bulls...

lol Danny Wheeler

TracyLynnS · 11-26-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SageSlowdive

"LOOK AT WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY!!"

The "look at it omar" arson guy?

11-23-2010, 06:23 PM	#1
haloworld Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 23, 2010 Posts: 11	Name that UM line... Some of these UM sound bites are real gems. They can be striking, intriguing, ironic, or even hilarious. The poster quotes a line, and whoever gets names the segment it's from, gets to post one of his/her own. I'll go first, here's three of them, I hope I can get these right verbatim: #1 "People say time moves quickly. This is a laugh. For me time stands still...I want so desperately to share my life with someone." #2 [Perpetrator]: "How on earth could you get a promotion and now me?!" [Coworker]: "Well Brad, I think that's a subjective opinion..." #3 "For some reason, in the East Palo Alto area, people really like to shoot guns on New Years Eve"

11-23-2010, 08:07 PM	#3
TracyLynnS Don't Look Up Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 07, 2009 Posts: 3,107	#3 The G.W. Roddy case. She was shot on new years eve in a drive by perpetrated by drug dealers. The cop quoted is Dan Nelson.

11-23-2010, 10:39 PM	#6
haloworld Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 23, 2010 Posts: 11	Irene Love -- great one! How about this: "Just by coincidence...just by coincidence...sure it was...sure it was. And my name is Michael Jordan and I play with Scottie Pippen on the Chicago Bulls...

11-25-2010, 12:40 PM	#7
sharonite Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 27, 2009 Posts: 157	Sorry folks, I have to do it. "What mystifies me about this is how she was able to do it so cleanly, and never be found again. I mean she must be 300 pounds! You know, someone like that doesn't just get lost in a crowd, even in a big city, and this is a big city. You still don't get lost in a crowd when you are ENORMOUS." HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

11-25-2010, 02:49 PM	#9
Corky Kneivel Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: Sacratomato Posts: 570	"I looked around and the room was in disarray with furniture overturned and smashed and clothes strewn around the room, blood was puddled on the floor, splashed on the walls, and on several knives in the room, not to mention there were satanic pentagrams drawn on the walls....THAT'S when I knew something was wrong..."