Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? (Part 8) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 10-20-2010, 10:17 PM

(The NY Yankees beat the Texas Rangers 7-2.)

(Ralph runs home.)

Ralph (yells): "ALICE!"

Alice: "What?"

Ralph (yells): "ALICE! ALICE!" (normally): "Do you know what happened?"

Alice: "Did you run up the stairs? You know that you are not supposed to do that. It isn't good for you and it isn't good for the stairs either."

Ralph: "The Yankees have pulled through. They won game 5. Now, they have the momentum to go to Texas and win games 6 & 7. Now, my dream of having a Yankee/Giants World Series might come true. There's this one loudmouth on Mad Dog Radio, a Sirius Radio channel, that loves the Giants and hates the Yankees. When the Yankees win the World Series, I want to hear about the rant that he will make the following day."

Alice: "Don't get your hopes up to high Ralph."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy! The Yankees have won. They pulled through. During the game, I was so nervous. The tide came in earlier and washed the radios away. I was so nervous that I almost drowned."

Ralph: "Boy, now on Friday, when we go to the Raccoon Lodge and watch the Yankees win, we can celebrate."

Alice: "I hope you don't get wasted Ralph."

Ralph: "What? I never get wasted."

Alice: "You don't? How about the time you came in here and yelled out the window: 'Hey Mrs. Gallagher, get your cat out of my apartment. The only thing was that it wasn't her cat. You had your Raccoon hat on backwards."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"

Alice: "Ralph, I just hope you don't get overenthused and get your hopes up to high."

Ralph: "Me? Never."

Ed: "You don't?"

Ralph: "All right. All right. I just remembered that Garrity is a fan of the Rangers."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY YOU LOUDMOUTH, HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES?"

(Ralph puts his ehad back inside.)

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN!"

(Ralph sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "WHAT?"

(Ralph gets doused with water. Ed & Alice laugh. Ralph puts his head back inside.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "Ooooh, you are going to get yours Alice."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE."

(Audience cheers.)

10-20-2010, 10:17 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? (Part 8) (The NY Yankees beat the Texas Rangers 7-2.) (Ralph runs home.) Ralph (yells): "ALICE!" Alice: "What?" Ralph (yells): "ALICE! ALICE!" (normally): "Do you know what happened?" Alice: "Did you run up the stairs? You know that you are not supposed to do that. It isn't good for you and it isn't good for the stairs either." Ralph: "The Yankees have pulled through. They won game 5. Now, they have the momentum to go to Texas and win games 6 & 7. Now, my dream of having a Yankee/Giants World Series might come true. There's this one loudmouth on Mad Dog Radio, a Sirius Radio channel, that loves the Giants and hates the Yankees. When the Yankees win the World Series, I want to hear about the rant that he will make the following day." Alice: "Don't get your hopes up to high Ralph." (Ed comes down.) Ed: "Hey Ralphie boy! The Yankees have won. They pulled through. During the game, I was so nervous. The tide came in earlier and washed the radios away. I was so nervous that I almost drowned." Ralph: "Boy, now on Friday, when we go to the Raccoon Lodge and watch the Yankees win, we can celebrate." Alice: "I hope you don't get wasted Ralph." Ralph: "What? I never get wasted." Alice: "You don't? How about the time you came in here and yelled out the window: 'Hey Mrs. Gallagher, get your cat out of my apartment. The only thing was that it wasn't her cat. You had your Raccoon hat on backwards." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!" Alice: "Ralph, I just hope you don't get overenthused and get your hopes up to high." Ralph: "Me? Never." Ed: "You don't?" Ralph: "All right. All right. I just remembered that Garrity is a fan of the Rangers." (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "HEY YOU LOUDMOUTH, HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES?" (Ralph puts his ehad back inside.) Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN!" (Ralph sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "WHAT?" (Ralph gets doused with water. Ed & Alice laugh. Ralph puts his head back inside.) Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "Ooooh, you are going to get yours Alice." (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. The audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE." (Audience cheers.)