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Ags2000 · 12-21-2001, 08:25 PM

(to the tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas")

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,
there'll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
and One just for Partys.

Christmas Eve, I'm certain,
I won't be alone;
I'll be home for Christmas,
or else I'll send a Clone!

Ags2000 · 12-21-2001, 08:29 PM

Australian Jingle Bells

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

Montana Ponine · 12-21-2001, 08:31 PM

Ags you are too funny! Did u make those up?

Hollow · 12-21-2001, 08:48 PM

Here's one that I heard. It's kinda dumb.

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa La La La La La La La La
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa La La La La La La La La
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Fa La La La La La La La La
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa La La La La La La La La!

See I told you it was dumb it was the only one I could think of though

Warm & Fuzzy · 12-21-2001, 08:51 PM

LOL!

XoVanillaRain90oX · 12-21-2001, 09:11 PM

Osama got runned over by a reindeer!!!!

Warm & Fuzzy · 12-21-2001, 09:46 PM

There's always....

Jingle bells, Batman Smells, Robin lays an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel and the joker ran away, hey!

Warm & Fuzzy · 12-21-2001, 09:54 PM

((music to Rodulph the red nose reindeer))

Au revoir, Osama Bin laden
You really deserve to die!
Hope your ass gets kick by us!
You're a good for nothing BRAT!

When we catch you, you will see, that you are a _____-
Osama, with your beard so long, cut it off and you'll be gone!

Au revoir, Osama Bin Laden
tell me, what kind of name is that?
Bet your mother's a b**** too.
Just like you, Annoying BRAT!

((HAHA...I made that up,you like?

Montana Ponine · 12-21-2001, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Division_Fan_Lisa
Osama got runned over by a reindeer!!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 12-21-2001, 10:19 PM

Um... what was I going to say, I forgot what thread I'm on lol...

Ags2000 · 12-22-2001, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
Ags you are too funny! Did u make those up?

No, I found a website that had it and I thouht it was funny.

D

12-21-2001, 08:25 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Christmas Funnies (to the tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas") I'll be Cloned for Christmas, there'll be three of me; One to Work, and One to Shop, and One just for Partys. Christmas Eve, I'm certain, I won't be alone; I'll be home for Christmas, or else I'll send a Clone!

12-21-2001, 08:51 PM	#5
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12-21-2001, 09:11 PM	#6
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	__________________ <3Lisa With one look in your eyes.. & suddenly I knew, I'd fallen for you Proud PLAY fan, that's right 2001 - forever.

12-21-2001, 10:19 PM	#10
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Um... what was I going to say, I forgot what thread I'm on lol...
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12-21-2001, 08:29 PM	#2
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Australian Jingle Bells Dashing through the bush, in a rusty Holden Ute, Kicking up the dust, esky in the boot, Kelpie by my side, singing Christmas songs, It's Summer time and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute. Engine's getting hot; we dodge the kangaroos, The swaggie climbs aboard, he is welcome too. All the family's there, sitting by the pool, Christmas Day the Aussie way, by the barbecue. Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute. Come the afternoon, Grandpa has a doze, The kids and Uncle Bruce, are swimming in their clothes. The time comes 'round to go, we take the family snap, Pack the car and all shoot through, before the washing up. Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!, Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

12-21-2001, 08:31 PM	#3
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	Ags you are too funny! Did u make those up?

12-21-2001, 08:48 PM	#4
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	Here's one that I heard. It's kinda dumb. Deck the halls with gasoline Fa La La La La La La La La Light a match and watch it gleam Fa La La La La La La La La Watch the school burn down to ashes Fa La La La La La La La La Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa La La La La La La La La! See I told you it was dumb it was the only one I could think of though

12-21-2001, 09:46 PM	#7
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	There's always.... Jingle bells, Batman Smells, Robin lays an egg Batmobile lost its wheel and the joker ran away, hey!

12-21-2001, 09:54 PM	#8
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	((music to Rodulph the red nose reindeer)) Au revoir, Osama Bin laden You really deserve to die! Hope your ass gets kick by us! You're a good for nothing BRAT! When we catch you, you will see, that you are a _____- Osama, with your beard so long, cut it off and you'll be gone! Au revoir, Osama Bin Laden tell me, what kind of name is that? Bet your mother's a b**** too. Just like you, Annoying BRAT! ((HAHA...I made that up,you like?