Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan (Part 2) The NY Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 5-2. - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 10-07-2010, 09:41 PM

(Ralph just watched the game on the TVs at Fascination Bar & Grill with Ed.)

Ralph: "Wow! What a game Norton. Those Yankees really bested those Twins."

Ed: "To think that I thought that the Twins were going to win it in four."

Ralph: "Don't remind me about that. It's a fact. Everytime the Yankees face the Twins, the Twins lose."

Ed: "Those Twins think that they can come back and win it all. They would be incredibly lucky if they did."

Ralph: "I say this, if the Yankees beat the Twins on Saturday night, we should all rub it in that BUM Garrity's face. Ha ha ha!"

Ed: "Since we are going to be at that game, we should flip off Garrity if the camera shows us."

Ralph: "Ha ha ha. I have a funny feeling that the Yankees will win it all this year. As a matter of fact, there is another BUM in New York who also hates the Yankees. His name is Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo. He has a channel on Sirius XM Radio called Mad Dog Radio. His show is Mad Dog Unleashed. He loves the San Francisco Giants and LOATHES the Yankees. I would love it if those two teams played each other in the World Series and the Yankees beat the Giants. The rant that that blowhard will utter will be hilarious."

Ed: "My boss had a Sirius radio while on the job, but it got washed away."

Ralph: "I am going to ask my boss to make all buses have a Sirius radio. The Yankees should have a channel on Sirius radio just like they are the first sports team to have a channel dedicated to them which is the YES Network. It would be called YES on Sirius XM. They need it because the Yankees rule and if and when the YES on arrive on Sirius XM, they should sing..."

(Ralph & Ed sing "Here Come The Yankees" much to the bar's patrons approval.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world. Good night."

(Audience cheers.)

10-07-2010, 09:41 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan (Part 2) The NY Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 5-2. (Ralph just watched the game on the TVs at Fascination Bar & Grill with Ed.) Ralph: "Wow! What a game Norton. Those Yankees really bested those Twins." Ed: "To think that I thought that the Twins were going to win it in four." Ralph: "Don't remind me about that. It's a fact. Everytime the Yankees face the Twins, the Twins lose." Ed: "Those Twins think that they can come back and win it all. They would be incredibly lucky if they did." Ralph: "I say this, if the Yankees beat the Twins on Saturday night, we should all rub it in that BUM Garrity's face. Ha ha ha!" Ed: "Since we are going to be at that game, we should flip off Garrity if the camera shows us." Ralph: "Ha ha ha. I have a funny feeling that the Yankees will win it all this year. As a matter of fact, there is another BUM in New York who also hates the Yankees. His name is Chris 'Mad Dog' Russo. He has a channel on Sirius XM Radio called Mad Dog Radio. His show is Mad Dog Unleashed. He loves the San Francisco Giants and LOATHES the Yankees. I would love it if those two teams played each other in the World Series and the Yankees beat the Giants. The rant that that blowhard will utter will be hilarious." Ed: "My boss had a Sirius radio while on the job, but it got washed away." Ralph: "I am going to ask my boss to make all buses have a Sirius radio. The Yankees should have a channel on Sirius radio just like they are the first sports team to have a channel dedicated to them which is the YES Network. It would be called YES on Sirius XM. They need it because the Yankees rule and if and when the YES on arrive on Sirius XM, they should sing..." (Ralph & Ed sing "Here Come The Yankees" much to the bar's patrons approval.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest audiences in the world. Good night." (Audience cheers.)