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Kristen · 09-13-2010, 04:12 AM

I've been wanting to do a thread like this for months now. This place looks like it could use a little activity, so I thought I should finally give it a try! Here are a few that I've come up with, and of course, you're all welcome to add more.

Niles:For the last time, Daphne, no, I will NOT go out with you!

Martin:I've never disapproved of my sons' choices of women to marry. All my daughters-in-law have been just wonderful.

Bulldog:Any man who attempts to have sex with a woman on the first date is a total jerk and doesn't deserve the woman in the first place!

Roz:Sex outside marriage is a sin, and definitely not something I would ever do.

Frasier:Maris is a kind, caring and compassionate person. Niles is really lucky to have a woman like her.

I'm sure I'll come up w/ more later, but hopefully that's enough to at least get things going.

Family Ties Forever! · 09-14-2010, 04:21 AM

^Great Niles and Daphne avatar Kristen.

Niles: Don't be silly, that chair is perfectly fine to sit in. So what if it's dusty.

Daphne: I love the Opera. Dr. Crane and his brother should go more often.

Martin: Frasier, please get rid of Eddie.

Frasier: Roz doesn't date enough men.

Daphne: I wish they would give me more housework. Taking care of Mr. Crane isn't enough for me.

Niles: That's way too expensive for my taste.

Frasier: I'm not listening.

Roz: What's the big fascination with dating?

Martin: I don't like beer, I prefer wine.

catlover79 · 09-14-2010, 01:31 PM

Frasier/Niles: I hate the opera!!

Niles: I want to go out and buy myself a minivan.

Martin: OK, I want to get rid of my ratty recliner, once and for all!!

Kristen · 09-14-2010, 02:42 PM

Thanks, Jenny.

You always have great avatars, too.

Gil:I could really go for a Big Mac right now.

Niles:I don't feel like going to the opera tonight. Let's go to a Seahawks game instead.

Martin:I hate dogs. Especially Jack Russells. Fish make much better pets.

Family Ties Forever! · 09-14-2010, 08:37 PM

Thanks Kristen.

Niles: I wish I had a rat as a pet instead of this bird.

Noel: No Roz. I won't go out with you.

Kenny: Frasier you're the worst employee I've ever had.

Bebe: Glamour and fame isn't everything.

Roz: Noel and Gil are my heroes.

Martin: I wish I had clothes like Frasier and Niles.

catlover79 · 09-14-2010, 08:39 PM

I'm a card-carrying member of MENSA!!! - Any of Bulldog's dates/girlfriends.

Kristen · 09-14-2010, 09:39 PM

Good one, Monika!

Frasier:Man, I wish I could be more like Bulldog.

Noel:Roz, I'm so over you. And Star Trek sucks!

Martin:Gee, I hope Lilith comes to visit soon. She's just so warm and friendly!

catlover79 · 09-14-2010, 09:45 PM

Gee, doing this old-fashioned murder mystery play was a great idea!! (

) - Frasier, Niles, Roz, Bulldog, Gil, etc.

Niles, you are such a sexy hunk of a man!! Show me that six-pack!! - Roz

If only all women in the world were like Lilith/Maris/Mel (etc.) - the Crane men

Family Ties Forever! · 09-14-2010, 10:59 PM

Frasier: I wouldn't be caught dead drinking a glass of sherry.

Bulldog: No one would say "this is total b.s."

Lilith: Intelligence is overrated.

Daphne: Mel is the nicest woman I've ever met.

Niles: Come on Dad, all I want to do is watch Eddie for the weekend.

Martin: Eddie stop staring at me!

Roz: I'm in love with Frasier.

Kristen · 09-14-2010, 11:08 PM

Roz:This whole "sex" thing is disgusting. Why do people DO it?!

Bulldog:Barking at a woman is sexist and immature.

Kenny:I don't care what KACL's ratings are. Why would we want people to actually listen to us?

Family Ties Forever! · 09-15-2010, 12:45 AM

Gil: It's not important to be a good cook.

Martin: I love Daphne's cooking.

Frasier: I just love the staring contests Eddie and I have.

Daphne: My mum is the nicest woman alive.

Niles: I would never date Daphne. She's not good enough for me.

Roz: Frasier's advice is always so interesting. I could listen to him for hours on end and never get bored.

Bulldog: I'm such a sissy.

Noel: Roz needs to get a makeover.

Kristen · 09-15-2010, 03:05 AM

Bulldog:My favorite thing to do with a woman is have a deep, meaningful conversation. That's WAY more important than getting her in bed!

Frasier:Kenny, I really think my show should be shorter. Who would want to listen to me talk for three hours?!

Niles: Daphne, I'm leaving you for Maris.

Niles:Maris and I have such a satisfying sex life.

Frasier: Daphne, please, do tell us more about Grammy Moon!

Niles:I would have married Maris even if she were flat broke.

Family Ties Forever! · 09-15-2010, 05:17 PM

Simon: Women shouldn't be looked at like a piece of meat.

Noel: Forget Roz, I want Daphne.

Niles: The Montana is too snobbish. I"d rather live in a one bedroom flat.

Roz: Why won't Noel go out with me?

Daphne: Mr. Crane doesn't need to do exercise. He's just fine.

Kristen · 09-15-2010, 07:06 PM

Martin:My hip never bothers me. I don't even need this stupid cane!

Niles:I miss the Shangri-La. The Montana is such a dump!

Niles: Daphne, I want your mother to live with us permanently. In fact, Dad can move in too!

Frasier:I wish I could be more like Bulldog. What's he got that I don't?

catlover79 · 09-15-2010, 11:13 PM

It's time I got a real job and stop mooching off of everyone. - Simon Moon (

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09-13-2010, 04:12 AM	#1
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Lines You'd Never Hear (Game) I've been wanting to do a thread like this for months now. This place looks like it could use a little activity, so I thought I should finally give it a try! Here are a few that I've come up with, and of course, you're all welcome to add more. Niles:For the last time, Daphne, no, I will NOT go out with you! Martin:I've never disapproved of my sons' choices of women to marry. All my daughters-in-law have been just wonderful. Bulldog:Any man who attempts to have sex with a woman on the first date is a total jerk and doesn't deserve the woman in the first place! Roz:Sex outside marriage is a sin, and definitely not something I would ever do. Frasier:Maris is a kind, caring and compassionate person. Niles is really lucky to have a woman like her. I'm sure I'll come up w/ more later, but hopefully that's enough to at least get things going.
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09-14-2010, 04:21 AM	#2
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	^Great Niles and Daphne avatar Kristen. Niles: Don't be silly, that chair is perfectly fine to sit in. So what if it's dusty. Daphne: I love the Opera. Dr. Crane and his brother should go more often. Martin: Frasier, please get rid of Eddie. Frasier: Roz doesn't date enough men. Daphne: I wish they would give me more housework. Taking care of Mr. Crane isn't enough for me. Niles: That's way too expensive for my taste. Frasier: I'm not listening. Roz: What's the big fascination with dating? Martin: I don't like beer, I prefer wine.
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09-14-2010, 01:31 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Frasier/Niles: I hate the opera!! Niles: I want to go out and buy myself a minivan. Martin: OK, I want to get rid of my ratty recliner, once and for all!!
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09-14-2010, 09:45 PM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Gee, doing this old-fashioned murder mystery play was a great idea!! () - Frasier, Niles, Roz, Bulldog, Gil, etc. Niles, you are such a sexy hunk of a man!! Show me that six-pack!! - Roz If only all women in the world were like Lilith/Maris/Mel (etc.) - the Crane men

09-14-2010, 10:59 PM	#9
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Frasier: I wouldn't be caught dead drinking a glass of sherry. Bulldog: No one would say "this is total b.s." Lilith: Intelligence is overrated. Daphne: Mel is the nicest woman I've ever met. Niles: Come on Dad, all I want to do is watch Eddie for the weekend. Martin: Eddie stop staring at me! Roz: I'm in love with Frasier.
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09-14-2010, 02:42 PM	#4
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Thanks, Jenny. You always have great avatars, too. Gil:I could really go for a Big Mac right now. Niles:I don't feel like going to the opera tonight. Let's go to a Seahawks game instead. Martin:I hate dogs. Especially Jack Russells. Fish make much better pets.

09-14-2010, 08:37 PM	#5
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Thanks Kristen. Niles: I wish I had a rat as a pet instead of this bird. Noel: No Roz. I won't go out with you. Kenny: Frasier you're the worst employee I've ever had. Bebe: Glamour and fame isn't everything. Roz: Noel and Gil are my heroes. Martin: I wish I had clothes like Frasier and Niles.

09-14-2010, 08:39 PM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	I'm a card-carrying member of MENSA!!! - Any of Bulldog's dates/girlfriends.

09-14-2010, 09:39 PM	#7
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Good one, Monika! Frasier:Man, I wish I could be more like Bulldog. Noel:Roz, I'm so over you. And Star Trek sucks! Martin:Gee, I hope Lilith comes to visit soon. She's just so warm and friendly!

09-14-2010, 11:08 PM	#10
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Roz:This whole "sex" thing is disgusting. Why do people DO it?! Bulldog:Barking at a woman is sexist and immature. Kenny:I don't care what KACL's ratings are. Why would we want people to actually listen to us?

09-15-2010, 12:45 AM	#11
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Gil: It's not important to be a good cook. Martin: I love Daphne's cooking. Frasier: I just love the staring contests Eddie and I have. Daphne: My mum is the nicest woman alive. Niles: I would never date Daphne. She's not good enough for me. Roz: Frasier's advice is always so interesting. I could listen to him for hours on end and never get bored. Bulldog: I'm such a sissy. Noel: Roz needs to get a makeover.

09-15-2010, 03:05 AM	#12
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Bulldog:My favorite thing to do with a woman is have a deep, meaningful conversation. That's WAY more important than getting her in bed! Frasier:Kenny, I really think my show should be shorter. Who would want to listen to me talk for three hours?! Niles: Daphne, I'm leaving you for Maris. Niles:Maris and I have such a satisfying sex life. Frasier: Daphne, please, do tell us more about Grammy Moon! Niles:I would have married Maris even if she were flat broke.

09-15-2010, 05:17 PM	#13
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Simon: Women shouldn't be looked at like a piece of meat. Noel: Forget Roz, I want Daphne. Niles: The Montana is too snobbish. I"d rather live in a one bedroom flat. Roz: Why won't Noel go out with me? Daphne: Mr. Crane doesn't need to do exercise. He's just fine.

09-15-2010, 07:06 PM	#14
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Martin:My hip never bothers me. I don't even need this stupid cane! Niles:I miss the Shangri-La. The Montana is such a dump! Niles: Daphne, I want your mother to live with us permanently. In fact, Dad can move in too! Frasier:I wish I could be more like Bulldog. What's he got that I don't?

09-15-2010, 11:13 PM	#15
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	It's time I got a real job and stop mooching off of everyone. - Simon Moon ()