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Zoneboy · 09-03-2010, 09:03 PM

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Submitted for your perusal, a journey into a wondrous land, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop . . .

Pennsylvania.

Cue the Erie music.

There's been a recent streak of weird - though not necessarily funny - news from around the state.

Consider these three stories (with apologies to The Twilight Zone).

Butts arrested in Boob murder case. On Friday, state police arrested Kermit Butts, 26, of Madisonburg, Centre County, in connection with the killing last year of Samuel Boob, 29, of Potter Township. Previously arrested and charged with first degree murder were Boob's wife, Miranda, who allegedly planned the slaying, and Ronald Heichel of Bellefonte, accused of shooting of the victim twice with a shotgun, according to police. Butts allegedly drove Heichel, a co-worker, to the victim's house, where the shooting occurred, and then drove Heichel away. Butts was charged with aggravated assault and providing aid while hindering apprehension or prosecution. Court papers say that Miranda Boob and Heichel were lovers, according to the Centre Daily Times.

catlover79 · 09-03-2010, 09:09 PM

The names are funny and ironic - but the story isn't. I mean, what are the odds?

Zoneboy · 09-03-2010, 09:13 PM

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The names are funny and ironic - but the story isn't. I mean, what are the odds?

I was thinking the same thing and I thought briefly about using the LOL smiley but it didn't seem right considering the circumstances.

catlover79 · 09-03-2010, 10:35 PM

billyy2288 · 09-05-2010, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

I was thinking the same thing and I thought briefly about using the LOL smiley but it didn't seem right considering the circumstances.

I also think so.

TJL · 09-05-2010, 09:42 PM

Somewhere in America, Beavis and Butthead have fallen off their couch from laughing so hard.

Janice · 09-05-2010, 10:22 PM

I'm just glad Andy Dick wasn't involved.

ZeldaGilroy · 09-05-2010, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice

I'm just glad Andy Dick wasn't involved.

That just made me spit my Dr. Pepper across the room!

PlayOn · 09-06-2010, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Janice

I'm just glad Andy Dick wasn't involved.

catlover79 · 09-06-2010, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Janice

I'm just glad Andy Dick wasn't involved.

Janice, you naughty, naughty girl!!!

09-03-2010, 09:03 PM	#1
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09-03-2010, 09:09 PM	#2
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09-05-2010, 10:22 PM	#7
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	I'm just glad Andy Dick wasn't involved.