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Montana Ponine · 12-18-2001, 07:14 PM

You Know You're Obsessed With Three's Company When...
By Montana Ponine

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up.

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.

*You tell your friends you own a bistro.

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

*Your nick name is Janet.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters.

*Your kids are named after the characters.

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*Your dream wife's name is Janet.

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book.

*You worship your boss because her first name is J.C.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons.

*You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out.

*The librarian is used to this.

*You bring a psychchiatric doctor home.

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons).

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt.

*Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle."

*You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio.

*You learn Italian just to be like Janet.

*You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada.

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away..

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

Notorious · 12-18-2001, 08:58 PM

darn! i have LOTS of those symtoms!

instead, i go to bed, and set my alarm at 1:00 to watch it!

Sean Snow · 12-18-2001, 09:36 PM

The following apply to moi:

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up. (Part Time, BTW. Hmm...Maybe a Phycologist like the ones in "Jack the Ripper", "The Root of All Evil", or "Two Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest"?)

*You have episodes memorized.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...." (If I Had the Courage, I would, and I would also sing "The Look" and "Birds and the Bees" from "Laverne & Shirley....)

*You have the song above memorized.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls. (Actually, just because I'm a klutz)

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter (!Suzanne Somers!) was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

Also, I understand the Mahoney one!

maria1986 · 12-19-2001, 06:17 PM

OMG....I love that! Like 85% of those describe me!

Montana Ponine · 12-19-2001, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow

Also, I understand the Mahoney one!

btw my teacher's name is mrs mahoney!! lol!

Hollow · 12-21-2001, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

LOL

dat one was really funny I could imagine someone trick or treating dressed like one of the TC characters ROTFL

grade4 · 10-06-2003, 10:28 AM

I dunno where I dug this one up but I got 12/47, was it? I lost count.

Frischman_Fan · 10-06-2003, 10:57 AM

Hey Montana Ponine, that was so cool. I laughed as I read it because half of it was true about me. I was like "OMG that's me!!" It's so true!! That was great!!

ButterflyLifePaint · 10-06-2003, 11:42 PM

Well, I got one of them completed...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ory=28009&rd=1

LILFACE23 · 10-07-2003, 12:11 AM

I think that whole list describes me. That is too funny. Are we pathetic or what.

grade4 · 10-07-2003, 07:49 PM

also, whenever you're in biology and the teacher says "synthesize", the first thing that comes to mind is "somersize" LOL!

that's what happens to me...

Janet Tripper · 10-07-2003, 08:08 PM

These are the ones that apply to me!

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 12 (my time) to watch it on Nick at nite.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written. (almost)

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

David · 10-07-2003, 08:15 PM

The ones in bold are ones that apply to me

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up.

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.. Somewhat

*You tell your friends you own a bistro.

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

*Your nick name is Janet.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters.

*Your kids are named after the characters.

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*Your dream wife's name is Janet.

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book. I was HAPPPPPPPPPPY

*You worship your boss because her first name is J.C.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.. Instead of stuffed animals. My friends.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons.

*You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out.

*The librarian is used to this.

*You bring a psychchiatric doctor home.

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons).

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt.

*Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle."

*You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio.

*You learn Italian just to be like Janet.

*You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada.

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away..

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

David · 10-07-2003, 08:16 PM

actually also.... in a standardized writing essay, i used Janet's line about "a place with mystery, romance, action and u need your own card" (when referring to a library).

I ended up getting the maximum score!!

grade4 · 10-08-2003, 07:46 PM

I got some more --

In math, whenever there is a word problem, you change all the names to Janet, Chrissy, Jack, etc.

In band, you are DYING to know how to play the Threes Company theme song, even if you play snare drum!

I know noone cares but my math teacher looks like Suzanne Somers and my social studies teacher sounds like Jerry Seinfield!

12-18-2001, 07:14 PM	#1
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	You know youre obsessed with tc when... You Know You're Obsessed With Three's Company When... By Montana Ponine You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up. You have episodes memorized. You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite. For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...." You have the song above memorized. When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them. You tell your friends you own a bistro. When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle." Your dream house is located in Santa Monica. You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are. Your nick name is Janet. You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.) You delibrately walk into doors and walls. You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster. You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour. You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's. You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters. Your kids are named after the characters. Your dream husband's name is Jack. Your dream wife's name is Janet. You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book. You worship your boss because her first name is J.C. You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals. Everything you look at reminds you of TC. You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day. Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC. You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons. You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out. The librarian is used to this. You bring a psychchiatric doctor home. You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons). You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China. 3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company." You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt. Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle." You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio. You learn Italian just to be like Janet. You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada. You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written. You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything. You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away.. You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was. You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too. Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it. You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it) You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney. *You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

12-18-2001, 08:58 PM	#2
Notorious Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 13, 2001 Location: Sunnydale, CA --- and I actually registered at sitcomsonline July 25th, 2001 Posts: 1,494	darn! i have LOTS of those symtoms! instead, i go to bed, and set my alarm at 1:00 to watch it!
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10-06-2003, 10:57 AM	#8
Frischman_Fan Who luvs nerds?! I DO!!! Senior Member Join Date: Sep 19, 2003 Location: In the back of Rigby's grocery store. Posts: 1,178	Hey Montana Ponine, that was so cool. I laughed as I read it because half of it was true about me. I was like "OMG that's me!!" It's so true!! That was great!!
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10-07-2003, 12:11 AM	#10
LILFACE23 MISS YOU GUYS Senior Member Join Date: Sep 17, 2003 Location: NEW YORK Posts: 1,354	I think that whole list describes me. That is too funny. Are we pathetic or what.
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10-07-2003, 08:15 PM	#13
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	Re: You know youre obsessed with tc when... The ones in bold are ones that apply to me You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up. You have episodes memorized. You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite. For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...." You have the song above memorized. When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.. Somewhat You tell your friends you own a bistro. When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle." Your dream house is located in Santa Monica. You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are. Your nick name is Janet. You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!! You delibrately walk into doors and walls. You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster. You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour. You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's. You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters. Your kids are named after the characters. Your dream husband's name is Jack. Your dream wife's name is Janet. You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book. I was HAPPPPPPPPPPY You worship your boss because her first name is J.C. You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.. Instead of stuffed animals. My friends. Everything you look at reminds you of TC. You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day. Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC. You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons. You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out. The librarian is used to this. You bring a psychchiatric doctor home. You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons). You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China. 3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company." You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt. Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle." You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio. You learn Italian just to be like Janet. You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada. You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written. You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything. You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away.. You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was. You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it. You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it) You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney. *You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."
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12-18-2001, 09:36 PM	#3
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,407	The following apply to moi: You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up. (Part Time, BTW. Hmm...Maybe a Phycologist like the ones in "Jack the Ripper", "The Root of All Evil", or "Two Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest"?) You have episodes memorized. For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...." (If I Had the Courage, I would, and I would also sing "The Look" and "Birds and the Bees" from "Laverne & Shirley....) You have the song above memorized. You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.) You delibrately walk into doors and walls. (Actually, just because I'm a klutz) Everything you look at reminds you of TC. Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC. You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter (!Suzanne Somers!) was. You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too. *Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it. Also, I understand the Mahoney one!

12-19-2001, 06:17 PM	#4
maria1986 HATCHEE GAL Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 15, 2001 Location: FL Posts: 780	OMG....I love that! Like 85% of those describe me!

10-06-2003, 10:28 AM	#7
grade4 Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 03, 2003 Posts: 1,451	I dunno where I dug this one up but I got 12/47, was it? I lost count.

10-06-2003, 11:42 PM	#9
ButterflyLifePaint Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 03, 2003 Posts: 11	Well, I got one of them completed... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ory=28009&rd=1

10-07-2003, 07:49 PM	#11
grade4 Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 03, 2003 Posts: 1,451	also, whenever you're in biology and the teacher says "synthesize", the first thing that comes to mind is "somersize" LOL! that's what happens to me...

10-07-2003, 08:08 PM	#12
Janet Tripper Mr. & Mrs. Tripper<3 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 03, 2003 Location: Next door to Mr. and Mrs. Tripper <3 Posts: 2,530	These are the ones that apply to me! You have episodes memorized. You stay up till 12 (my time) to watch it on Nick at nite. You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour. Everything you look at reminds you of TC. You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day. 3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company." You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written. (almost) You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too. Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it. You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

10-07-2003, 08:16 PM	#14
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	actually also.... in a standardized writing essay, i used Janet's line about "a place with mystery, romance, action and u need your own card" (when referring to a library). I ended up getting the maximum score!!

10-08-2003, 07:46 PM	#15
grade4 Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 03, 2003 Posts: 1,451	I got some more -- In math, whenever there is a word problem, you change all the names to Janet, Chrissy, Jack, etc. In band, you are DYING to know how to play the Threes Company theme song, even if you play snare drum! I know noone cares but my math teacher looks like Suzanne Somers and my social studies teacher sounds like Jerry Seinfield!