North Carolina Man Charged with Shooting Wife with Toilet Paper - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 07-21-2010, 11:52 AM

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/wgh...,5293681.story

Staff Writer
4:59 PM EDT, July 20, 2010

REIDSVILLE, N.C. - A 55-year-old North Carolina woman was taken to the hospital after her husband loaded a gun with toilet paper and shot her in the back early Tuesday morning, according to the Rockingham County Sheriff's Office.

Lonnie Irvin Pinnix, 38, of 951 Garrison Rd., was charged with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly shooting his wife after she returned to their home shortly after midnight.

According to the sheriff's office, Darlene Pinnix came home and found her husband agitated. She lay down on the bed, but Lonnie Pinnix held a pistol and told her to get up. Before she could, he fired, hitting her in the back.

Darlene Pinnix suffered a powder burn from the gunshot. She was taken to the hospital for treatment.

Lonnie Pinnix told police he loaded the pistol with toilet paper instead of bullets and shot his wife because she would not leave.

His bond was set at $1,000. He's scheduled to appear in court August 11.

catlover79 · 07-21-2010, 11:59 AM

Is it just me, or does this guy look like Jonathan Frakes?

PZelda · 07-21-2010, 01:09 PM

He took the Angel Soft commercials too far...

robyrob · 07-21-2010, 01:35 PM

she probably put the toilet paper on the roll with the end hanging over the back...

Cactus Jack · 07-21-2010, 01:40 PM

That sounds ****ty!

dlemond · 07-21-2010, 01:43 PM

Perhaps a metaphorical statement that he was sick of her crap?

catlover79 · 07-21-2010, 02:01 PM

I think this is one of the signs that you might be a redneck...

Marvo301 · 07-21-2010, 08:26 PM

Instead of "don't squeeze the Charmin" someone should have told this guy "don't squeeze the trigger"!

catlover79 · 07-21-2010, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

she probably put the toilet paper on the roll with the end hanging over the back...

Zoneboy · 07-21-2010, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marvo301

Instead of "don't squeeze the Charmin" someone should have told this guy "don't squeeze the trigger"!

There goes any ideas I had for a photo.

Oh well, maybe I can think of something else.

catlover79 · 07-21-2010, 11:52 PM

Can we expect a Photobucket masterpiece, Charles, please??? *bats eyes*

Zoneboy · 07-21-2010, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Can we expect a Photobucket masterpiece, Charles, please??? *bats eyes*

I had one but Marv sorta beat me to it.

catlover79 · 07-21-2010, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

I had one but Marv sorta beat me to it.

Put it up!!! I know Marv (among others) enjoys your masterpieces just as much as I do!!!

Zoneboy · 07-22-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Put it up!!! I know Marv (among others) enjoys your masterpieces just as much as I do!!!

Not much of a point now and the idea I had would look like it was stolen from Marv and I don't want that.

catlover79 · 07-22-2010, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

Not much of a point now and the idea I had would look like it was stolen from Marv and I don't want that.

Well, I'm sure you'll think up another great quote.

07-21-2010, 11:52 AM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,396	North Carolina Man Charged with Shooting Wife with Toilet Paper http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/wgh...,5293681.story Staff Writer 4:59 PM EDT, July 20, 2010 REIDSVILLE, N.C. - A 55-year-old North Carolina woman was taken to the hospital after her husband loaded a gun with toilet paper and shot her in the back early Tuesday morning, according to the Rockingham County Sheriff's Office. Lonnie Irvin Pinnix, 38, of 951 Garrison Rd., was charged with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly shooting his wife after she returned to their home shortly after midnight. According to the sheriff's office, Darlene Pinnix came home and found her husband agitated. She lay down on the bed, but Lonnie Pinnix held a pistol and told her to get up. Before she could, he fired, hitting her in the back. Darlene Pinnix suffered a powder burn from the gunshot. She was taken to the hospital for treatment. Lonnie Pinnix told police he loaded the pistol with toilet paper instead of bullets and shot his wife because she would not leave. His bond was set at $1,000. He's scheduled to appear in court August 11.
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07-21-2010, 11:59 AM	#2
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catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,396	Can we expect a Photobucket masterpiece, Charles, please??? bats eyes