Florida man robbed after backing out of a deal with a prostitute with bad teeth!!! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 07-07-2010, 11:04 PM

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-man-rob...,6258375.story

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A man went to the police after getting robbed by a woman he intended to pay for sex, but refused when she flashed a smile full of bad teeth.

The man told investigators he and a 25-year-old woman were negotiating a price until he noticed her dental problems. He told police that after he resisted, she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled.

The man told authorities the woman did not realize that he had tucked a wad of cash into her bra and that she got scared and ran away.

The woman was arrested on a robbery charge.

Gainesville police said it was unlikely the man would face misdemeanor charges for solicitation, because he was the victim of a felony.

Marvo301 · 07-07-2010, 11:17 PM

What I want to know is how did he tuck a wad of cash into her bra without her noticing? Pretty neat trick!

catlover79 · 07-07-2010, 11:24 PM

If ever anyone wants to spoof Pretty Woman - I think they have the script right here!!!

Marvo301 · 07-07-2010, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

If ever anyone wants to spoof Pretty Woman - I think they have the script right here!!!

Only in this case it would be Ugly Woman!

catlover79 · 07-07-2010, 11:30 PM

Yeah, I don't think they'd be able to get Julia Roberts to do this flick.

catlover79 · 07-08-2010, 12:09 AM

And again - IT'S FLORIDA!!!!

Cactus Jack · 07-08-2010, 12:52 AM

But Julia has the right teeth for the role!

LOL yeah its always FL

catlover79 · 07-08-2010, 01:12 AM

Home of America's dumbest criminals!!

Marvo301 · 07-08-2010, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Home of America's dumbest criminals!!

And the most entertaining!

catlover79 · 07-08-2010, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

And the most entertaining!

True!! They have the dumbest criminals per capita of any other state in the union!!!

Marvo301 · 07-08-2010, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

True!! They have the dumbest criminals per capita of any other state in the union!!!

Well we certainly get more dumb criminal stories here on the chit chat board from Florida than from anywhere else! So that seems to prove your point!

catlover79 · 07-08-2010, 03:20 AM

The dumbest criminals in Florida seem to come from the Pensecola area. Is there something in the water there? What's up with that??

PZelda · 07-08-2010, 12:01 PM

I was just going to ask what is in the air/water/etc in Florida that makes criminals so weird?

catlover79 · 07-08-2010, 03:20 PM

I don't know, but I don't want to drink it!!!

07-07-2010, 11:04 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Florida man robbed after backing out of a deal with a prostitute with bad teeth!!! http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-man-rob...,6258375.story GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A man went to the police after getting robbed by a woman he intended to pay for sex, but refused when she flashed a smile full of bad teeth. The man told investigators he and a 25-year-old woman were negotiating a price until he noticed her dental problems. He told police that after he resisted, she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled. The man told authorities the woman did not realize that he had tucked a wad of cash into her bra and that she got scared and ran away. The woman was arrested on a robbery charge. Gainesville police said it was unlikely the man would face misdemeanor charges for solicitation, because he was the victim of a felony.
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07-07-2010, 11:17 PM	#2
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	What I want to know is how did he tuck a wad of cash into her bra without her noticing? Pretty neat trick!
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07-08-2010, 12:52 AM	#7
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	But Julia has the right teeth for the role! LOL yeah its always FL
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07-08-2010, 12:01 PM	#13
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	I was just going to ask what is in the air/water/etc in Florida that makes criminals so weird?
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07-07-2010, 11:24 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	If ever anyone wants to spoof Pretty Woman - I think they have the script right here!!!

07-07-2010, 11:30 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Yeah, I don't think they'd be able to get Julia Roberts to do this flick.

07-08-2010, 12:09 AM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	And again - IT'S FLORIDA!!!!

07-08-2010, 01:12 AM	#8
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Home of America's dumbest criminals!!

07-08-2010, 03:20 AM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	The dumbest criminals in Florida seem to come from the Pensecola area. Is there something in the water there? What's up with that??

07-08-2010, 03:20 PM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I don't know, but I don't want to drink it!!!