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Montana Ponine · 12-14-2001, 11:41 PM

Here's a weird joke my dad told me 4 years ago...

There was once a boy named Jose who was obsessed with baseball. He loved watching it at home on tv, but he had never been to a live game before. So, one day, he drove to a baseball game and went up to the ticket window.

The girl at the window told him, "I'm sorry, but we're all sold out of tickets today. But you can sit on the flagpole if you want to."

So Jose went up and sat on the flagpole.

The game was about to start and Jose was very excited. To his surprise, all of a sudden, everyone in the stands stood up and faced him. They started to sing, "O say can you see..."

Jose waved to the crowd. "I can see just fine, thank you."

Ewan's My Man · 12-14-2001, 11:48 PM

KerriBerri687 · 12-14-2001, 11:50 PM

lol

folfan01 · 12-15-2001, 01:23 AM

LOL dat cracked me up!

disturbed child · 12-15-2001, 02:17 AM

LMFAO! That's funny!

Truth · 12-15-2001, 03:57 AM

Montana, Thanx for posting that..... I have been sitting here with an awful headache and that made me laugh and forget about the headache for a few seconds

Montana Ponine · 12-15-2001, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by JWillhight
Montana, Thanx for posting that..... I have been sitting here with an awful headache and that made me laugh and forget about the headache for a few seconds

LOL youre welcome JWillhight. I'm sorry about your headache, i hope it gets better (or it is already better). i hate headaches, i get em all the time. i know how u feel.

Truth · 12-16-2001, 02:25 AM

Luckly its better(Thank goodness)

12-14-2001, 11:41 PM	#1
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	A lil joke..teehee Here's a weird joke my dad told me 4 years ago... There was once a boy named Jose who was obsessed with baseball. He loved watching it at home on tv, but he had never been to a live game before. So, one day, he drove to a baseball game and went up to the ticket window. The girl at the window told him, "I'm sorry, but we're all sold out of tickets today. But you can sit on the flagpole if you want to." So Jose went up and sat on the flagpole. The game was about to start and Jose was very excited. To his surprise, all of a sudden, everyone in the stands stood up and faced him. They started to sing, "O say can you see..." Jose waved to the crowd. "I can see just fine, thank you."

12-14-2001, 11:48 PM	#2
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12-14-2001, 11:50 PM	#3
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12-15-2001, 03:57 AM	#6
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	Montana, Thanx for posting that..... I have been sitting here with an awful headache and that made me laugh and forget about the headache for a few seconds
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12-15-2001, 01:23 AM	#4
folfan01 ¤Goddess¤ Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 24, 2001 Location: U§A Posts: 597	LOL dat cracked me up!

12-15-2001, 02:17 AM	#5
disturbed child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: In denial. Posts: 823	LMFAO! That's funny!

12-16-2001, 02:25 AM	#8
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	Luckly its better(Thank goodness)