Whitesnake introduces its own wine. Sadly, without Tawny Kitaen on the hood of a car - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 06-14-2010, 10:31 PM

Promising the same bittersweet taste as its heartsick ballads, self-reflective metal band Whitesnake is now bottling and selling its very own wine: In a press release, frontman David Coverdale calls the new Whitesnake Zinfadel 2010 a “bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness,” while recommending it to anyone who wishes to engage “all grown up friskiness and hot tub jollies,” or those who want to use some cheap wine to obliterate the mental image of aging Whitesnake fans engaging in “hot tub jollies.” “Is this love?” Coverdale asked, bodaciously, cheekily echoing the refrain of one of the band’s biggest, Tawny Kitaen-fueled hits. “I believe it is.” Whitesnake Zinfadel goes on sale July 1, where it will compete with other rock-star wines such as Maynard James Keenan’s Caduceus Cellars and Kip Winger’s Bottled Salty Tears.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/white...rting-i,42118/

catlover79 · 06-15-2010, 01:01 AM

With Tawny's substance abuse/temper problems - I don't think she should be anywhere near the Whitesnake wine!!!!

ABlairican Pie · 06-15-2010, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

With Tawny's substance abuse/temper problems - I don't think she should be anywhere near the Whitesnake wine!!!!

Didn't I read that she was involved with O.J. Simpson??

I wanted to try the Dave Mustaine Megadeth coffee, and I'd like to try the David Coverdale Whitesnake wine. Tons of class in a glass!

catlover79 · 06-15-2010, 01:13 AM

Yeah, supposedly Tawny dated OJ at some point. I don't know if that was before or after the killings.

Tawny is still infamous here in the Cleveland area for her physical attack on her then-husband Chuck Finley (who was pitching for the Indians at the time)in 2002. One of the local sports talk guys called them "the K-Mart version of Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio". OUCH.

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catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Yeah, supposedly Tawny dated OJ at some point. I don't know if that was before or after the killings. Tawny is still infamous here in the Cleveland area for her physical attack on her then-husband Chuck Finley (who was pitching for the Indians at the time)in 2002. One of the local sports talk guys called them "the K-Mart version of Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio". OUCH.