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catlover79 · 06-08-2010, 10:32 PM

This story was just on our local news. Unbelievable.

http://www.nationalledger.com/ledger...72632270.shtml

By Marty Cox
Jun 8, 2010

Crime Beat Ohio - A woman in Alliance has an emergency - she needs a husband. Audrey Scott made the odd request on an emergency call as she decided to dial 911 for assistance. Bad idea.

Audrey Scott spent time in jail for calling 911 five times in one hour from her home in Alliance demanding some help in finding a husband.

ABC has a video report and reveals how the conversation unfolded. The emergency operator asks the desperate woman to repeat her request: "You need to get a husband?"

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"Yes," Scott responds. Christi Klimes has been fielding 911 calls for 21 years and asked the woman point blank: "You're calling 911 to get a husband? Do you know you can get arrested for dialing 911?"

She fires back: "Let's do it."

"You want to get arrested for dialing 911?"

"Absolutely."

Problem solved, the authorities obliged. Scott spent three days in jail on a class 4 misdemeanor.

catlover79 · 06-08-2010, 10:34 PM

Surprise! She was also drunk.

ZeldaGilroy · 06-08-2010, 10:39 PM

Did she find a guy while she was in jail? Perhaps the arresting officer or some other drunk spending time in the local jail?

I'd hate to think she went to all that trouble for nothing.

-STEFFY- · 06-08-2010, 10:42 PM

She probably spent some lovely time with a bunch of great gals while she was in the local lockup.

catlover79 · 06-08-2010, 11:03 PM

I guess eHarmony just wasn't working for her!!

Retro4Life · 06-08-2010, 11:11 PM

I think there needs to be a serious re education of the American public on the function of the 911 service. Not putting the right ingredients in a hamburger, needing a husband, etc...? What the hell are people thinking?

ZeldaGilroy · 06-08-2010, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I guess eHarmony just wasn't working for her!!

It never did much for me. I guess I could give her method a try.

catlover79 · 06-08-2010, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaGilroy

It never did much for me. I guess I could give her method a try.

Well, I've heard of video dating services that charged an arm and a leg for membership. Maybe bail is less expensive!!!

Marvo301 · 06-08-2010, 11:58 PM

It's all part of her cunning plan to meet a rich lawyer!!

catlover79 · 06-09-2010, 01:16 AM

Where's Charles/Zoneboy with a Photobucket masterpiece when we need him?

Cactus Jack · 06-09-2010, 01:45 AM

HOLY HELL NOT ONLY IS SHE STUPID BUT ALSO LOOSK CREEPY!

catlover79 · 06-09-2010, 01:50 AM

I guess Club Med was booked.

Cactus Jack · 06-09-2010, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I guess Club Med was booked.

LOL more like Club On Crack

catlover79 · 06-09-2010, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

LOL more like Club On Crack

Or Club Self-Med!!

Marvo301 · 06-09-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Or Club Self-Med!!

And she may soon wind up in club dead!

06-08-2010, 10:32 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Ohio Woman Dials 911 to Request a Husband This story was just on our local news. Unbelievable. http://www.nationalledger.com/ledger...72632270.shtml By Marty Cox Jun 8, 2010 Crime Beat Ohio - A woman in Alliance has an emergency - she needs a husband. Audrey Scott made the odd request on an emergency call as she decided to dial 911 for assistance. Bad idea. Audrey Scott spent time in jail for calling 911 five times in one hour from her home in Alliance demanding some help in finding a husband. ABC has a video report and reveals how the conversation unfolded. The emergency operator asks the desperate woman to repeat her request: "You need to get a husband?" *** "Yes," Scott responds. Christi Klimes has been fielding 911 calls for 21 years and asked the woman point blank: "You're calling 911 to get a husband? Do you know you can get arrested for dialing 911?" She fires back: "Let's do it." "You want to get arrested for dialing 911?" "Absolutely." Problem solved, the authorities obliged. Scott spent three days in jail on a class 4 misdemeanor.
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06-08-2010, 10:34 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Surprise! She was also drunk. Attached Images

06-08-2010, 10:39 PM	#3
ZeldaGilroy Dobie and Zelda Forever!!! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2000 Location: I don't know...I'm probably lost! Posts: 4,144	Did she find a guy while she was in jail? Perhaps the arresting officer or some other drunk spending time in the local jail? I'd hate to think she went to all that trouble for nothing.
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06-08-2010, 11:11 PM	#6
Retro4Life Accept No Substitutes Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 04, 2009 Location: IL Posts: 6,708	I think there needs to be a serious re education of the American public on the function of the 911 service. Not putting the right ingredients in a hamburger, needing a husband, etc...? What the hell are people thinking?
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06-08-2010, 11:58 PM	#9
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,461	It's all part of her cunning plan to meet a rich lawyer!!
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06-08-2010, 10:42 PM	#4
-STEFFY- Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 18, 2007 Location: USA Posts: 14,580	She probably spent some lovely time with a bunch of great gals while she was in the local lockup.

06-08-2010, 11:03 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I guess eHarmony just wasn't working for her!!

06-09-2010, 01:16 AM	#10
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Where's Charles/Zoneboy with a Photobucket masterpiece when we need him?

06-09-2010, 01:45 AM	#11
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	HOLY HELL NOT ONLY IS SHE STUPID BUT ALSO LOOSK CREEPY!
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06-09-2010, 01:50 AM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I guess Club Med was booked.