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tv star collector · 05-09-2010, 07:48 PM

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim might have forgiven the woman
who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named
Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. The 50-
year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital
for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a
pedestrian in a crosswalk.

catlover79 · 05-09-2010, 11:55 PM

Good grief - what a weird story.

Marvo301 · 05-09-2010, 11:57 PM

I think Brittany learned a very valuable lesson. Always yield to the Lord Jesus Christ!

catlover79 · 05-10-2010, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marvo301

I think Brittany learned a very valuable lesson. Always yield to the Lord Jesus Christ!

YES!!!!!

05-09-2010, 07:48 PM	#1
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,487	Lord Jesus Christ hurt crossing the street NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. The 50- year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries. Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

05-09-2010, 11:55 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Good grief - what a weird story.
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05-09-2010, 11:57 PM	#3
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,461	I think Brittany learned a very valuable lesson. Always yield to the Lord Jesus Christ!
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