Ralph Kramden, a NJ Devils fan? (Part 4) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 04-20-2010, 10:21 PM

(The Philadelphia Flyers beat the NJ Devils 4-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are watching in Ed's apartment.)

Ed: "Wow! Those Devils are really in a pickle."

Ralph: "Yeah, they had a great opportunity and they BLEW it."

Ed: "Well, look at it this way. They still have an opportunity to beat the Flyers. Remember what they did in 2000?"

Ralph: "Yeah, but times were different then. But, I think that the Devils will win. I am worried though."

Ed: "If the Devils do come back and win the series, how ironic will that be?"

Ralph: "Yes, it will be. That poor, misguided soul, Joe Fenstablau, will be eating crow. He told me that the Flyers will beat the Devils. I will show him. The Flyers will win over my dead body."

Ed: "They can't go over your body. They aren't mountain climbers."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are asking for a fat lip Norton. The Devils will win. I am smiling."

(Ralph smiles.)

Ed: "That's the way I want you to look. Even if the Flyers win the series. Even if the Devils NEVER win a Stanley Cup."

Ralph (yells): "HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?"

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, YOUR BELOVED DEVILS LOST AGAIN."

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, THE FLYERS WILL WIN OVER MY DEAD BODY."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "THEY CAN'T GO OVER YOUR BODY. THEY AREN'T MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS."

(Raloh goes to fight McGarrity. Later on, Alice helps Ralph home. He has two black eyes.)

Alice: "What do you have to say for yourself Ralph?"

Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Folks, Audrey Meadows."

(Crowd cheers as Audrey Meadows comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)

04-20-2010, 10:21 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Ralph Kramden, a NJ Devils fan? (Part 4) (The Philadelphia Flyers beat the NJ Devils 4-1.) (Ralph & Ed are watching in Ed's apartment.) Ed: "Wow! Those Devils are really in a pickle." Ralph: "Yeah, they had a great opportunity and they BLEW it." Ed: "Well, look at it this way. They still have an opportunity to beat the Flyers. Remember what they did in 2000?" Ralph: "Yeah, but times were different then. But, I think that the Devils will win. I am worried though." Ed: "If the Devils do come back and win the series, how ironic will that be?" Ralph: "Yes, it will be. That poor, misguided soul, Joe Fenstablau, will be eating crow. He told me that the Flyers will beat the Devils. I will show him. The Flyers will win over my dead body." Ed: "They can't go over your body. They aren't mountain climbers." Ralph: "Oooooh, you are asking for a fat lip Norton. The Devils will win. I am smiling." (Ralph smiles.) Ed: "That's the way I want you to look. Even if the Flyers win the series. Even if the Devils NEVER win a Stanley Cup." Ralph (yells): "HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?" McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, YOUR BELOVED DEVILS LOST AGAIN." (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, THE FLYERS WILL WIN OVER MY DEAD BODY." McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "THEY CAN'T GO OVER YOUR BODY. THEY AREN'T MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS." (Raloh goes to fight McGarrity. Later on, Alice helps Ralph home. He has two black eyes.) Alice: "What do you have to say for yourself Ralph?" Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH." (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Folks, Audrey Meadows." (Crowd cheers as Audrey Meadows comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.) Jackie: "Art Carney." (Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.) Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT." (Audience cheers.)