Ralph Kramden, a NJ Devils fan? (Part 2)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The NJ Devils beat the Philadelphia Flyers 5-3.)

(Ralph & Ed are watching the game at the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ralph: "What a great game. The Devils beat those Philly Flyers like there was no tomorrow. At least there will be a game 5."

Ed: "Wow! I have a funny feeling that those Devils will win. If you ask me, they got this series."

Ralph: "Yes, but the Devils will have to travel to Philly and win at least two games there. It won't be easy. Those Philly fans are very vocal."

Ed: "I bet they are unhappy that those Phillies lost the World Series to the Yankees."

Ralph: "That victory was sweet. The next game is on Sunday. We have to watch it at your place."

Ed: "Oh, I can't Ralph. I promised to take Trixie to a movie."

Ralph: "You can't go Norton. The movie can be seen anytime. You got to tell that to Trixie. Remember, YOU are the King. A man's home is his castle and in that castle, your the king. You told that to Trixie the last time."

Ed: "When I did, Trixie belted (aka 'crowned') me. I can't take that anymore Ralph."

Ralph: "What is more important to you Ed, the NJ Devils or a mere, mere movie that no one cares about."

(A pause.)

Ralph: "Well..."

Ed: "I am trying to decide on how should I avoid Trixie when I tell her that we are going to see the game."

Ralph: "Good Norton. I knew you would come around."

Ed: "I am also deciding on how FAR I can run away from you when I tell you that I am going to the movie."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)