Ralph Kramden, a NJ Devils fan? (Part 1) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 04-14-2010, 10:22 PM

(The Philadelphia Flyers beat the NJ Devils 2-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are on the subway.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a bad night. I got in trouble for parking my bus in the wrong spot among other things, and then to cap off my night, the Devils lose to those BUM Flyers."

Ed: "To make matters worse, the Flyers are the team that knocked off the Rangers."

Ralph: "Don't get me started. If those Rangers have won, we would have had the Rangers and the Devils. That series would have been fun."

Ed: "There's always game 2."

Ralph: "Yeah, those Flyers got real lucky tonight. Those Flyers are going to win this series over my dead body."

Ed: "They couldn't get OVER your body because they are not mountain climbers."

Ralph: "Ooooooooh, you are a REAL RIOT Norton!"

Ed: "I think that when the Devils win the Cup, all of this area should celebrate. I want to be part of the championship parade in Newark."

Ralph: "In Newark? They aren't going to hold a parade in Newark. They will hold it on the Canyon of Heroes in New York."

Man: "They will? Ha ha ha ha. We New Yorkers hate the Devils. I am glad that the Flyers won."

Ralph: "That is your opinion. I think that the Devils will win. I will prove it to you. I will prove that the Devils will do what unfortunately the Rangers couldn't on Sunday."

Man: "I want to see it."

Ralph: "You will. When the Rangers win, I will dance all over the apartment."

Man: "I bet you can't dance for more than three seconds because you are SO FAT. Ha ha ha."

Ralph: "Let's go. Put 'em up!"

(Ralph & the man get into a fight on the subway train and they both go to jail. While in jail...)

Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Art Carney."

(Audience applauds as Art walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

04-14-2010, 10:22 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Ralph Kramden, a NJ Devils fan? (Part 1) (The Philadelphia Flyers beat the NJ Devils 2-1.) (Ralph & Ed are on the subway.) Ralph: "Boy, what a bad night. I got in trouble for parking my bus in the wrong spot among other things, and then to cap off my night, the Devils lose to those BUM Flyers." Ed: "To make matters worse, the Flyers are the team that knocked off the Rangers." Ralph: "Don't get me started. If those Rangers have won, we would have had the Rangers and the Devils. That series would have been fun." Ed: "There's always game 2." Ralph: "Yeah, those Flyers got real lucky tonight. Those Flyers are going to win this series over my dead body." Ed: "They couldn't get OVER your body because they are not mountain climbers." Ralph: "Ooooooooh, you are a REAL RIOT Norton!" Ed: "I think that when the Devils win the Cup, all of this area should celebrate. I want to be part of the championship parade in Newark." Ralph: "In Newark? They aren't going to hold a parade in Newark. They will hold it on the Canyon of Heroes in New York." Man: "They will? Ha ha ha ha. We New Yorkers hate the Devils. I am glad that the Flyers won." Ralph: "That is your opinion. I think that the Devils will win. I will prove it to you. I will prove that the Devils will do what unfortunately the Rangers couldn't on Sunday." Man: "I want to see it." Ralph: "You will. When the Rangers win, I will dance all over the apartment." Man: "I bet you can't dance for more than three seconds because you are SO FAT. Ha ha ha." Ralph: "Let's go. Put 'em up!" (Ralph & the man get into a fight on the subway train and they both go to jail. While in jail...) Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIIG MOUTH!" (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.) Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Art Carney." (Audience applauds as Art walks on stage and shakes Jackie's hand.) Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"