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I'm Rich Bitch
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Net Worth: $1.3 billion
Source: Energy Age: 104 Marital Status: Single, one bastard child Hometown: Springfield, U.S.A. Education: Yale University, B.S. Owner and operator of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant recently arrested by police for possession of stolen artwork; control of energy giant passed to longtime assistant Waylon Smithers. But jailhouse conversion to Christianity lost its luster, and Burns bought his way to freedom. Now returning to legendarily evil ways. Once blocked out the sun over Springfield to increase electricity use; constructed children's hospitals for use as personal organ banks; releases vicious attack dogs on unwelcome house guests. Hobbies include taunting immigrant laborers, stealing candy from babies, making fur clothing out of puppies. Member since 1989. Featured in The Simpsons. http://www.forbes.com/2010/04/13/mon...-simpsons.html |
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I'm NOT a Blockhead!
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Join Date: May 17, 2002
Location: The Great White North
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