A Honeymooners Easter:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are at an Easter egg hunt at the Raccoon Lodge.)

Ralph: "Boy, what warm weather Norton. I almost wish I was doing this with the kids."

Ed: "Me too. As a matter of fact, we had an Easter egg roll down in the sewer one year. Of course, we called it the 'Easter Egg Float.' Hahahahaha."

Ralph: "Ooooh, you are a riot Norton. Too bad these kids have to be doing the Easter Egg Hunt in this weather. I heard one kid say that he rather be down in Miami Beach now."

(Audience cheers.)

Ed: "Take a look at that Easter Bunny. I wish I got two more pictures taken of me, the rabbit and you."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, do you realize that we were the only two adults that got their picture taken with THAT?"

Ed: "So what? I am a kid at heart. But, I grew older. I matured."

Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut. My Alice is having some of our younger nicese and nephews in our apartment tonight. She will be giving out candy."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, can I have some of that candy?"

Ralph: "No. I can't believe that you would eat Easter candy."

Ed: "So what? You ate three pounds of Easter candy last year."

Ralph: "What are you, counting?"

Ed: "I wonder if that Easter bunny has the Cadbury logo on him. No body knows Easter better than Hersheys."

Ralph: "Yeah sure. No body knows Easter better than the rabbit. Ha ha ha."

(They both sing a song about Easter.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

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