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letsgoreyes · 12-08-2001, 09:55 PM

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

letsgoreyes · 12-08-2001, 10:08 PM

Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed money lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??

Santa of course, the other two don't exist!

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Kellie87kp · 12-08-2001, 10:26 PM

hahahahahaha!!!!!! Those are pretty good! Where did ya get 'em?

letsgoreyes · 12-08-2001, 10:41 PM

off some sites

Kristina · 12-08-2001, 10:47 PM

I just made this one up

. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!"

letsgoreyes · 12-08-2001, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
I just made this one up . What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!"

Kellie87kp · 12-08-2001, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
I just made this one up . What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!"

hahaha!!!!!!!!! That was super funny!

12-08-2001, 09:55 PM	#1
letsgoreyes Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 13, 2001 Posts: 524	Christmas jokes The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.

12-08-2001, 10:08 PM	#2
letsgoreyes Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 13, 2001 Posts: 524	Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed money lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?? Santa of course, the other two don't exist! Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A. Claustrophobic.
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12-08-2001, 10:26 PM	#3
Kellie87kp Beware of the Mentos Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 05, 2001 Location: New York Posts: 294	hahahahahaha!!!!!! Those are pretty good! Where did ya get 'em?
	__________________ Kellie baby! lol. Welcome to the Convent.. Please allow me to introduce Fr. Meckaslav and his Sisters <Signature was way too long - shortened by TJ!>

12-08-2001, 10:41 PM	#4
letsgoreyes Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 13, 2001 Posts: 524	off some sites

12-08-2001, 10:47 PM	#5
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	I just made this one up . What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!"