An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued to "Warrant" Lead Singer - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 03-03-2010, 01:14 AM

The singer responsible for "Cherry Pie" is a wanted man once again -- but this time it's a judge who wants an audience with him instead of a bunch of groupies that reek of Vidal Sassoon hairspray.

TMZ has learned a warrant was ironically issued for former Warrant singer Jani Lane last week, after he failed to show up to two court appearances connected to his 2009 DUI conviction.

We're told Lane was scheduled to appear in court on February 23 to show the judge he's completed his alcohol classes and community service -- but he never showed.

The court date was rescheduled for February 24 ... but Lane missed that one too.

We spoke to Lane's lawyer, who says the singer has been in the hospital and won't be able to make it to court until next week.

As for why he's in the hospital ... no word.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0h5iltnc3

catlover79 · 03-03-2010, 01:15 AM

Ironic, isn't it?

ABlairican Pie · 03-03-2010, 01:24 AM

Wanna hear something really nutty about Jani Lane? His birth name was actually John Kennedy Oswald!!

He was born on February 1, 1964. Maybe it's a name like this which may have altered his behavior as a youth. I've seen him in concert a few times, he seems to exhibit a hyperactive personality. He later changed it to John Patrick Oswald, long before he became Jani Lane.

catlover79 · 03-03-2010, 01:28 AM

No wonder he changed his name!!

oldguywithsticks · 03-03-2010, 06:07 AM

Hey, I'd be driven to drink too if my musical legacy was being responsible for Cherry Pie.

Cactus Jack · 03-03-2010, 10:02 AM

Here's my heavy fine
From a police warrant
From some old judge guy

ABlairican Pie · 03-03-2010, 10:23 AM

Jani was just going WHERE THE DOWN BOYS GO, WOOAAAAHOOOAAH!!!

ABlairican Pie · 03-03-2010, 10:24 AM

Jani shouldn't worry, because he's DIRTY, FILTHY, ROTTEN, STINKING RICH!!!!

I think.

catlover79 · 03-03-2010, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldguywithsticks

Hey, I'd be driven to drink too if my musical legacy was being responsible for Cherry Pie.

03-03-2010, 01:14 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	An Arrest Warrant Has Been Issued to "Warrant" Lead Singer The singer responsible for "Cherry Pie" is a wanted man once again -- but this time it's a judge who wants an audience with him instead of a bunch of groupies that reek of Vidal Sassoon hairspray. TMZ has learned a warrant was ironically issued for former Warrant singer Jani Lane last week, after he failed to show up to two court appearances connected to his 2009 DUI conviction. We're told Lane was scheduled to appear in court on February 23 to show the judge he's completed his alcohol classes and community service -- but he never showed. The court date was rescheduled for February 24 ... but Lane missed that one too. We spoke to Lane's lawyer, who says the singer has been in the hospital and won't be able to make it to court until next week. As for why he's in the hospital ... no word. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0h5iltnc3 Attached Images
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ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	I Saw Red.... Wanna hear something really nutty about Jani Lane? His birth name was actually John Kennedy Oswald!! He was born on February 1, 1964. Maybe it's a name like this which may have altered his behavior as a youth. I've seen him in concert a few times, he seems to exhibit a hyperactive personality. He later changed it to John Patrick Oswald, long before he became Jani Lane.
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03-03-2010, 06:07 AM	#5
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03-03-2010, 01:28 AM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	No wonder he changed his name!!

03-03-2010, 10:23 AM	#7
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	Jani was just going WHERE THE DOWN BOYS GO, WOOAAAAHOOOAAH!!!

03-03-2010, 10:24 AM	#8
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,620	Jani shouldn't worry, because he's DIRTY, FILTHY, ROTTEN, STINKING RICH!!!! I think.