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Frank Gannucci · 02-21-2010, 10:50 PM

"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":

Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."

Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"

"The $99,000 Answer":

Ralph: "This time I am going to get my pot of gold."

Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

(Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.)

Ed: "Cover up your face! Cover up your face!"

(Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.)

Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?"

Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."

Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."

"Peacemaker":

Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck."

Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town."

"We Spy":

(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)

Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"

Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"

"Love Letter":

Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?"

Alice: "It was nothing."

Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun."

Ed: "Can three people play."

"Without Reservations":

(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)

Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."

Ed: "That is the only hope we got."

02-21-2010, 10:50 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,071	Sunday's Quotes "A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy." Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?" "The $99,000 Answer": Ralph: "This time I am going to get my pot of gold." Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot." "The Bensonhurst Bomber": (Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.) Ed: "Cover up your face! Cover up your face!" (Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.) Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?" Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring." "Mama Loves Mambo": Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman." Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'." "Peacemaker": Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck." Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town." "We Spy": (Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.) Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?" Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'" "Love Letter": Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?" Alice: "It was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it." "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun." Ed: "Can three people play." "Without Reservations": (The boys are in the broken-down hotel.) Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face." Ed: "That is the only hope we got."