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TripperFan · 02-19-2010, 03:16 PM

I was depressed last night so I called a Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

*******s...

MickeyMac · 02-19-2010, 04:52 PM

How in tarnation did you end up speaking with someone form Pakistan?

TripperFan · 02-19-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyMac

How in tarnation did you end up speaking with someone form Pakistan?

It's called "Outsourcing"

Courtnee · 02-19-2010, 08:33 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. AHHHHHHH!

Courtnee · 02-19-2010, 08:33 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. AHHHHHHH!

dakert · 02-19-2010, 11:09 PM

I hope you are feeling better

LuLu Rogers · 02-20-2010, 12:28 AM

Getting this email when I woke up this morning made my day, Thanks Cat!

TripperFan · 02-20-2010, 12:52 AM

^ Same here - got it this morning and it just made me laugh so much. lol

I've got some weird friends for sure.....

catlover79 · 02-20-2010, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pus$y Galore

^ Same here - got it this morning and it just made me laugh so much. lol

I've got some weird friends for sure.....

You have just as weird a sense of humor, Cathie - and that's why I love ya!!

TripperFan · 02-20-2010, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Family Ties Forever!

So this was an e-mail joke? You're not depressed?

Well sort of Sweety - I am depressed, but this was a joke that was sent to me too that struck me funny. LOL

I am known for my warped sense of humour. I try to keep it down a bit here usually, but couldn't resist.

(But thanks to all who did send good wishes.) And no, I'm not suicidal so no worries there.....

treky · 02-20-2010, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pus$y Galore

I was depressed last night so I called a Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

*******s...

MickeyMac · 02-20-2010, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pus$y Galore

It's called "Outsourcing"

Sadly so true

02-19-2010, 03:16 PM	#1
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02-19-2010, 08:33 PM	#4
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02-20-2010, 12:28 AM	#7
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02-19-2010, 04:52 PM	#2
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	How in tarnation did you end up speaking with someone form Pakistan?

02-19-2010, 11:09 PM	#6
dakert Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 10, 2007 Location: Altoona PA Posts: 3,411	I hope you are feeling better

02-20-2010, 12:52 AM	#8
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	^ Same here - got it this morning and it just made me laugh so much. lol I've got some weird friends for sure.....