Surprises That Guys Don't Want! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 02-17-2010, 04:21 PM

I was reading Cosmpolitian, and they had an articel called "Surprises That Guys Don't Want In Dating ! Real Men Talk!"

1. Aaron- Please don't tell me that you are actually a man who just looks like a woman!

2. Bob- "Please don't tell me that you're 24, but you're parents treat you like you're 14 and you have to be in bed by 11 pm."

3. Andy- "Please don't tell me that I am "the other man" in your life and that your boyfriend is a heavyweight boxing champion and a wrestler.

4. Charles-"Please don't tell me that you have to go home and feed your 27 cats!"

RoryGilmore · 02-18-2010, 08:39 PM

Oh god who would do any of those things???

catlover79 · 02-18-2010, 09:10 PM

I'm surprised that no one mentioned, "guess what, I'm a month late" is a surprise that guys don't want!!

RoryGilmore · 02-18-2010, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I'm surprised that no one mentioned, "guess what, I'm a month late" is a surprise that guys don't want!!

Okay yeah, thats one that should've made the list

catlover79 · 02-18-2010, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jo/Blair Fan

Okay yeah, thats one that should've made the list

That, or "the test came back positive". That could apply to either pregnancy or STDs, of course.

RoryGilmore · 02-18-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

That, or "the test came back positive". That could apply to either pregnancy or STDs, of course.

Yeah I'm engaged and I know that in a few years when we start thinking about kids when I actually find out i'll be scared to tell him.

Retro4Life · 02-18-2010, 11:08 PM

Actually I'd be fine with a lady having 27 cats, I just wouldn't want to have to help clean up after them.

Marvo301 · 02-18-2010, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Retro4Life

Actually I'd be fine with a lady having 27 cats, I just wouldn't want to have to help clean up after them.

Could you imagine cleaning 27 litter boxes? (cause you know cats don't like to share!)

Retro4Life · 02-18-2010, 11:25 PM

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Could you imagine cleaning 27 litter boxes? (cause you know cats don't like to share!)

I have a hard enough time cleaning TWO, let alone 27!!

catlover79 · 02-18-2010, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Retro4Life

I have a hard enough time cleaning TWO, let alone 27!!

We have three - that's MORE than enough!!

comedyfreak · 02-19-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Retro4Life

I have a hard enough time cleaning TWO, let alone 27!!

Me too!!

MickeyMac · 02-19-2010, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

I'm surprised that no one mentioned, "guess what, I'm a month late" is a surprise that guys don't want!!

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours.

Janice Johnson · 02-19-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyMac

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours.

I would be FREAKING OUT!

RoryGilmore · 02-20-2010, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyMac

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours.

Oh wow yeah...wow

Retro4Life · 02-20-2010, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyMac

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours.

I guess the way to avoid that is to not have one-night stands.

02-17-2010, 04:21 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Surprises That Guys Don't Want! I was reading Cosmpolitian, and they had an articel called "Surprises That Guys Don't Want In Dating ! Real Men Talk!" 1. Aaron- Please don't tell me that you are actually a man who just looks like a woman! 2. Bob- "Please don't tell me that you're 24, but you're parents treat you like you're 14 and you have to be in bed by 11 pm." 3. Andy- "Please don't tell me that I am "the other man" in your life and that your boyfriend is a heavyweight boxing champion and a wrestler. 4. Charles-"Please don't tell me that you have to go home and feed your 27 cats!"

02-18-2010, 08:39 PM	#2
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02-18-2010, 09:10 PM	#3
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02-18-2010, 11:08 PM	#7
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