Thursday's Quotes & a Honeymooners Valentine's Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph comes home with a three pound bag of chocolates and some flowers.)

Ralph: "Boy, wait until Alice sees this. She will flip."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph?"

Ralph: "Oh hi Norton!"

Ed: "What are you and Alice going to do tonight for V-Day?"

Ralph: "Me and Alice are going to spend one romantic dinner for two at some romantic restaurant."

Ed: "Me too. I am taking Trixie to a restaurant that proves to your wife that you still love her. A place that apparently is open around here on Sunday night."

Ralph: "Where are you taking her?"

Ed: "Chucky Cheese."

Ralph (sarcastically): "Oooh, that is a place that is REALLY romantic."

Ed: "That restaurant is really special to me too that is located right where I submerge to work."

Ralph: "Wait until Alice sees this gifts that I got her. What do you think she will think?"

Ed: "That you have another crazy hare-brained scheme."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you are a riot Norton. These gifts prove to Alice that I love her."

(Alice comes home.)

Alice: "Hiya Ralph! Hi Ed!"

Ralph: "Hiya sweetheart! Gifts for the love of my life."

Alice (looking at the gifts): "Wow!"

Ralph: "What do you think?"

Alice: "Is this a cover-up for another crazy hare-brained scheme?"

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP!"

Ralph: "Of course not. These gifts are Valentine's Day gifts for you."

Alice: "Oooooh!"

Ralph: "As far as dinner..."

Alice: "I know a really romantic place for us to go tonight. It is that romantic Italian restaurant."

Ralph: "Oooh, good choice. You know I heard that the owner of that place also has another restaurant in beautiful Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

(They hug and kiss.)

Ralph: "Mmmmmm boy!"

(They all sing a song abot Valentine's Day.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)