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Jinny Rockz · 12-06-2001, 07:33 PM

Hey peoplez today I heard a really sick blonde joke but it was REEEEEEEEEALY funny... ok here goes....

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

Sick huh?

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FOLrocks1 · 12-06-2001, 07:40 PM

That is but it's funny! LOL

Warm & Fuzzy · 12-06-2001, 09:26 PM

Mossopp · 12-08-2001, 08:33 AM

Here's a politically incorrect blonde joke that is more than likely to get erased -

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's harder to get an ironing boards legs open!

Sorry, I know that's awful but a friend of mine sent me a huge list of blonde jokes and that was actually the only one on it that was mildly amusing.
I apologise to all blondes everywhere.

Here's one that isn't so vulgar -

This blonde woman was given a jigsaw for her birthday. She sat down and applied all her brain power to it and she eventually completed the jigsaw 3 years later. She was really pleased with herself cos on the box it said "5 years and over".

Truth · 12-08-2001, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Mossopp
Here's a politically incorrect blonde joke that is more than likely to get erased -

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's harder to get an ironing boards legs open!

Sorry, I know that's awful but a friend of mine sent me a huge list of blonde jokes and that was actually the only one on it that was mildly amusing.
I apologise to all blondes everywhere.

Here's one that isn't so vulgar -

This blonde woman was given a jigsaw for her birthday. She sat down and applied all her brain power to it and she eventually completed the jigsaw 3 years later. She was really pleased with herself cos on the box it said "5 years and over".

THOSE ARE Soo F'n Funny!

Jinny Rockz · 12-08-2001, 09:45 AM

Mine's better

Kay Scarpetta · 12-08-2001, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Jinny Rockz
Mine's better

Not really- all of them are funny. OMG You cannot top that ironing board one though... thats just...

Lil g 05 · 12-08-2001, 05:43 PM

Q)whats the similar between smart blondes and UFO'S?

A) You always hear about them, but never see them

folfan01 · 12-08-2001, 11:26 PM

Here's something dat you say to a blonde.

Wanna take the blonde test?
Yeah.
Um, what color is the sky?
Blue.
What color is the dirt?
Brown.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three.
What color is your hair?
Blonde.
What time is it right now?
Noon.

Just keep asking them questions like dat. Then say-

What was the first question I asked you?

What color is the sky.
Nope, it was "Do you want to take the blondes test" !!!!!!

-*Forever*- · 12-09-2001, 01:14 AM

I have one:

There are three girls in the third grade: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Who's boobs are biggest?

The blonde, she's 18!

OMG muh friend told me that camping and I fell over w/ laughter!!!!! LOL

Barnabas1 · 12-09-2001, 10:55 AM

Jinny Rockz · 12-09-2001, 12:01 PM

HA! You can't top the pencil one!

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Q: How can you tell when a blond is having a bad day?
A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!
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Wild Child · 12-09-2001, 01:19 PM

Here's a couple....(sorry to all blonde's!)
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Q:What's brown,black,and blue?
A: A brunette that's told too many blonde jokes!
*And here's my favorite one~~
Q: What's dumber than 2 brunette's trying to build a house under the ocean?
A: 2 blonde's trying to burn it down!

Chelsea · 12-09-2001, 03:27 PM

lol @ them all

Divisionbabe05 · 12-09-2001, 07:47 PM

I'm a blonde lol, but I hear these all the time. Here are some.

Q:Whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito?
A: When you slap a misquito it stops sucking.

A car full of blondes were going to Disney World...they approached a sign that said Disney World Left, so they went home.

12-06-2001, 07:33 PM	#1
Jinny Rockz °·.Reegus Rox.·° Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 17, 2001 Location: In Da' MeDiCiNe CaBiNeT lOoKiNg FoR sOmE mOrE `'`AdvIl`'` Posts: 366	Sick Blonde Joke Hey peoplez today I heard a really sick blonde joke but it was REEEEEEEEEALY funny... ok here goes.... Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? A: When her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil! Sick huh? ¤·.«ÅÏ¥ J!Ññ¥ JÔ NªÑ©y PØÎñ¡å¢zÈk M©Kêð209; H@®®îNg+ÕÑ Ê×$+éÃÐ».·¤ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: JAY HARRINGTON-LICIOUSE~Me ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: There once was a guy named Drew, who dreamed he was eating his shoe, he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true.~Gary :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Do you know the muffin man's wife?~Me ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Look buddy I got PMS and I got a gun, any questions?~Jinny ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Frankie drinks milk you should too~Me :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Guys are a lot like slinkees, it's fun watching them fall down the stairs!~Me :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

12-06-2001, 07:40 PM	#2
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12-06-2001, 09:26 PM	#3
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12-08-2001, 08:33 AM	#4
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Here's a politically incorrect blonde joke that is more than likely to get erased - What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's harder to get an ironing boards legs open! Sorry, I know that's awful but a friend of mine sent me a huge list of blonde jokes and that was actually the only one on it that was mildly amusing. I apologise to all blondes everywhere. Here's one that isn't so vulgar - This blonde woman was given a jigsaw for her birthday. She sat down and applied all her brain power to it and she eventually completed the jigsaw 3 years later. She was really pleased with herself cos on the box it said "5 years and over".
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12-09-2001, 01:14 AM	#10
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12-08-2001, 09:45 AM	#6
Jinny Rockz °·.Reegus Rox.·° Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 17, 2001 Location: In Da' MeDiCiNe CaBiNeT lOoKiNg FoR sOmE mOrE `'`AdvIl`'` Posts: 366	Mine's better

12-08-2001, 05:43 PM	#8
Lil g 05 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 06, 2001 Posts: 219	Q)whats the similar between smart blondes and UFO'S? A) You always hear about them, but never see them

12-08-2001, 11:26 PM	#9
folfan01 ¤Goddess¤ Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 24, 2001 Location: U§A Posts: 597	Here's something dat you say to a blonde. Wanna take the blonde test? Yeah. Um, what color is the sky? Blue. What color is the dirt? Brown. How many fingers am I holding up? Three. What color is your hair? Blonde. What time is it right now? Noon. Just keep asking them questions like dat. Then say- What was the first question I asked you? What color is the sky. Nope, it was "Do you want to take the blondes test" !!!!!!

12-09-2001, 10:55 AM	#11
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12-09-2001, 12:01 PM	#12
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12-09-2001, 01:19 PM	#13
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	hehehe Here's a couple....(sorry to all blonde's!) Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave * Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". * Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car * Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. * Q:What's brown,black,and blue? A: A brunette that's told too many blonde jokes! *And here's my favorite one~~ Q: What's dumber than 2 brunette's trying to build a house under the ocean? A: 2 blonde's trying to burn it down!
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12-09-2001, 03:27 PM	#14
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12-09-2001, 07:47 PM	#15
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