Things we learned from Laverne & Shirley

[seriouscomedian]

An ant can't move a rubber tree plant.

When you take gym class together, you get to know a person.

Saying 'you bet yer buns' to a nun is no big deal. You bet yer buns.

You throw a bachelor party, you better have insurance on the place.

If it ever gets too hot, Pepsi-Cola hits the spot.

You don't need a high school diploma to cap bottles.

The huh is down at the end of the hallway.

There's a lot worse things in life than being adopted.

Kosnowski's a pretty good name, it means 'Help, there's a hog in my kitchen'.

You can't pay the rent with Monopoly money.

The dizzy shall inherit the Earth.

Strange things have been known to happen.

You can't send a man into the world with nothing but a bag of sour cabbage.

Those pills don't make you perky, they make you jerky.

Mouth good. Belt not good.

Never corn and beans at the same time.

Don't trust a guy who wears a pinky ring.

Phoenix doesn't rhyme with Cleanex.

First date policy: a little of this, a little of that, no patting and definitely no vo-dee-o-dodo.

Guy with a reputation: hero. Girl with a reputation: bimbo.

The four S's of beer tasting are: sip, swirl, suck, swallow.

If you ran out of toilet paper, check for a class reunion near you.

Laverne & Shirley was filmed before a studio audience.

[catlover79]

Frank DeFazio was a very good yeller.

No male sitcom character took more cold showers than Carmine.

Lenny is a Lutheran.