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Joyce DeWitt · 10-06-2001, 04:49 PM

Hey, since there is no Brady Buch Fanfic board, I guess I gotta post it here! Here's the cast:
Christine Taylor as Marcia Brady
Jennifer Elise Cox as Jan Brady
Olivia Hack as Cindy Brady
Eliza Dushku as Kathy Lawerance
Elizabeth Hurley as Morgana Smithson (later on)
Gabrielle Union as Daphne Smithson (later on)
Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Jackson (and u thought I was gonna say snow..... she's later on)
I dunno who should play the boyfriends, but, here it is!
"The New Brady Bunch"
Episode 1
Scene- the brady household

Marcia: Guys, I have a date with Warren Mullaney!
Jan: Warren Mullaney?! The most popular guy in school?
Marcia: Yes! He's my boyfriend, but this is our first date! I'm so nervous! What if I.... what if I talk too much? What if I dance too long? And what if I.... break out in hives?
Jan: Don't worry. It will be fine. Cause.... well, it will just be fine.
KNOCK KNOCK
Marcia: Will one of you get that? I'm changing.
Jan: Hello? Who are you?
Kathy: I'm you new neighbor, Kathy Lawerance!
Jan: Hi, I'm Jan Brady. I have two sister named Marcia and Cindy. Marcia's getting ready for a date.
Kathy: I have a boyfirnd! His name is Greg McCumber...... and I did say Greg McCumber.
Marcia: Did you say Greg McCumber? He's my boyfriend! (she starts crying)
Jan: Maybe you'd better leave.
Kathy leaves
Cindy: Gee, Marcia is taking this Greg being her boyfriend thing hard... and Greg wasn't even her boyfriend!
Jan: Well, Cindy, Marcia takes things that way.
Scene- Marcia's room
Marcia: I'll get back at that Kathy Lawerance if it's the last thing I do!
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
Annoucer: FEED YOUR DOG IAMS PUPPY CHOW! If you do, then he'll bring back a tree. It's gotta be the puppy chow.
Annoucer: This is called a Pokemon mock out commercial: I'm Misty! I do peace with thre FINgers!!!!
***BACK TO THE SHOW***
Kathy: Excuse me, but I had to tell you..... I broke up with Greg!
Marcia: You- you did?
Kathy: Yes. Now I'm dating a guy named George Glass!
Jan: George Glass? Did you just say George Glass?
Cndy: Don't worry, Jan!
Kathy leaves only to return five minutes later
Kathy: I just broke up with George!
Jan: You did? YES!
Kathy: Now I'm dating a guy named Scott Kleinklaus!
Cindy: Scott Kleinklaus! I like him!
Marcia: You do???? He's a slob.
Cindy: I don't care.
Kathy: Ewwww, if he's a slob, then I won' date him. I'll just go with my old boyfrind, Bryan Good.
Marcia: That's GOOD!
Kathy: Like Bryan.
Kathy leaves
Cindy: I don't like her. She's a little brat.
Marcia: It takes two. Oh, hi Cindy, what's that? Oh...... that's your foot
***LOL JACKIE I JUST HAD 2 PUT THAT LINE IN***
Marcia: Well, I'd better go on my date!
Scene- later that night
Jan: Hi, Marcia! How was your date?
Marcia: It was wonderful! I <3 Warren! Oh wait..... what's this? Hmmm, it's a yellow bracelet! And that means good luck! I hope we have good luck on our new house!
Cindy: Yawn. It's late. We'd better get to bed.
Jan: Yeah. And we can deal with Kathy Lawerance in the morning.
*********************************************
THE END
This is the exact script of a show my best friend and I made with her lil sis's Barbies! The theme song is "Oops, I Did It Again", by Britney Spears and they live in a house that looks lke the Barbie Folding Pretty House (Marcia has her own room, Jan and Cindy share up until season 2). Tell me what u thought!

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°·.*¤*-Joyce Rayburn-*¤*.·°
LOL Karli the above is a joke!

"Hi Amy I know an Amy but it's not you well now I know you" ~Jackie, my sister

Jackie and Karli, my sisters. How messed up in the head we are. MESHI!!!! Oh and Jackie, have you ever seen Tattie in love?

<3 You all!!!!

Sean Snow · 10-06-2001, 04:53 PM

I loved it!

Blair-Lisa#1Fan · 10-06-2001, 05:23 PM

that was really good! It was really funny!

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--Dana
Actressgrl7@aol.com

Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

LaughingPicklePrincess · 10-08-2001, 07:46 PM

OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hi Cindy whats that? Oh, it's your feet. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They won' be back for an hour" LOL She waited to fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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~*Jackie Lizzie McGuire*~
(and in the words of Beatrice Bulzac: That's me)

~*Now you can see. Can you see?*~

*~Joyce, can we pulease feed David again? He's so cute!~*

*HI KARLI JAMIE AND JOYCE U R MY SISTAHS!*

*~Jacqueline: Let me call Cindy.
Cindy: hElLo?????????~*
LOL!

Sitcomwriter · 10-20-2001, 04:36 PM

That was well confusing and hard to understand.

Johnny be good! · 02-05-2015, 02:03 AM

Where are the boys?

02-05-2015, 02:03 AM	#6
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10-06-2001, 04:49 PM	#1
Joyce DeWitt Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Manlius,NY (where the movie Snow Day was set) Posts: 450	"The New Brady Bunch" my new spinoff Hey, since there is no Brady Buch Fanfic board, I guess I gotta post it here! Here's the cast: Christine Taylor as Marcia Brady Jennifer Elise Cox as Jan Brady Olivia Hack as Cindy Brady Eliza Dushku as Kathy Lawerance Elizabeth Hurley as Morgana Smithson (later on) Gabrielle Union as Daphne Smithson (later on) Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Jackson (and u thought I was gonna say snow..... she's later on) I dunno who should play the boyfriends, but, here it is! "The New Brady Bunch" Episode 1 Scene- the brady household Marcia: Guys, I have a date with Warren Mullaney! Jan: Warren Mullaney?! The most popular guy in school? Marcia: Yes! He's my boyfriend, but this is our first date! I'm so nervous! What if I.... what if I talk too much? What if I dance too long? And what if I.... break out in hives? Jan: Don't worry. It will be fine. Cause.... well, it will just be fine. KNOCK KNOCK Marcia: Will one of you get that? I'm changing. Jan: Hello? Who are you? Kathy: I'm you new neighbor, Kathy Lawerance! Jan: Hi, I'm Jan Brady. I have two sister named Marcia and Cindy. Marcia's getting ready for a date. Kathy: I have a boyfirnd! His name is Greg McCumber...... and I did say Greg McCumber. Marcia: Did you say Greg McCumber? He's my boyfriend! (she starts crying) Jan: Maybe you'd better leave. Kathy leaves Cindy: Gee, Marcia is taking this Greg being her boyfriend thing hard... and Greg wasn't even her boyfriend! Jan: Well, Cindy, Marcia takes things that way. Scene- Marcia's room Marcia: I'll get back at that Kathy Lawerance if it's the last thing I do! *COMMERCIAL BREAK* Annoucer: FEED YOUR DOG IAMS PUPPY CHOW! If you do, then he'll bring back a tree. It's gotta be the puppy chow. Annoucer: This is called a Pokemon mock out commercial: I'm Misty! I do peace with thre FINgers!!!! *BACK TO THE SHOW* Kathy: Excuse me, but I had to tell you..... I broke up with Greg! Marcia: You- you did? Kathy: Yes. Now I'm dating a guy named George Glass! Jan: George Glass? Did you just say George Glass? Cndy: Don't worry, Jan! Kathy leaves only to return five minutes later Kathy: I just broke up with George! Jan: You did? YES! Kathy: Now I'm dating a guy named Scott Kleinklaus! Cindy: Scott Kleinklaus! I like him! Marcia: You do???? He's a slob. Cindy: I don't care. Kathy: Ewwww, if he's a slob, then I won' date him. I'll just go with my old boyfrind, Bryan Good. Marcia: That's GOOD! Kathy: Like Bryan. Kathy leaves Cindy: I don't like her. She's a little brat. Marcia: It takes two. Oh, hi Cindy, what's that? Oh...... that's your foot *LOL JACKIE I JUST HAD 2 PUT THAT LINE IN* Marcia: Well, I'd better go on my date! Scene- later that night Jan: Hi, Marcia! How was your date? Marcia: It was wonderful! I <3 Warren! Oh wait..... what's this? Hmmm, it's a yellow bracelet! And that means good luck! I hope we have good luck on our new house! Cindy: Yawn. It's late. We'd better get to bed. Jan: Yeah. And we can deal with Kathy Lawerance in the morning. ********************************************* THE END This is the exact script of a show my best friend and I made with her lil sis's Barbies! The theme song is "Oops, I Did It Again", by Britney Spears and they live in a house that looks lke the Barbie Folding Pretty House (Marcia has her own room, Jan and Cindy share up until season 2). Tell me what u thought! ------------------ °·.¤-Joyce Rayburn-¤.·° LOL Karli the above is a joke! "Hi Amy I know an Amy but it's not you well now I know you" ~Jackie, my sister Jackie and Karli, my sisters. How messed up in the head we are. MESHI!!!! Oh and Jackie, have you ever seen Tattie in love? <3 You all!!!!

10-06-2001, 04:53 PM	#2
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,407	I loved it!

10-06-2001, 05:23 PM	#3
Blair-Lisa#1Fan Sandra Bullock Fan! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: California Posts: 523	that was really good! It was really funny! ------------------ --Dana Actressgrl7@aol.com Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

10-08-2001, 07:46 PM	#4
LaughingPicklePrincess Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 23, 2001 Location: a place where i live Posts: 7	OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hi Cindy whats that? Oh, it's your feet. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "They won' be back for an hour" LOL She waited to fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ------------------ ~Jackie Lizzie McGuire~ (and in the words of Beatrice Bulzac: That's me) ~Now you can see. Can you see?~ ~Joyce, can we pulease feed David again? He's so cute!~ HI KARLI JAMIE AND JOYCE U R MY SISTAHS! ~Jacqueline: Let me call Cindy. Cindy: hElLo?????????~ LOL!

10-20-2001, 04:36 PM	#5
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,354	That was well confusing and hard to understand.