Fla. woman allegedly steals car on first day out of jail; was going on beer run - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 01-22-2010, 12:19 AM

http://www.fox8.com/news/sns-ap-us-o...,2361720.story

By Associated Press
6:42 PM EST, January 21, 2010

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A 49-year-old woman has been jailed in Pasco County, accused of stealing a car on her first day out of prison. Theresa Jones faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle, cocaine possession and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. She was being held on $7,300 bond.

Jones was released from Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala on Wednesday at the end of a two-year, eight-month sentence. Authorities said she met a pen pal and they drove to a New Port Richey hotel. Jones took the man's car Wednesday night, saying she was going to buy beer. She was located Thursday morning.

Jones told authorities that she stole the car so she could get drugs.

It's unclear if she already has an attorney.

catlover79 · 01-22-2010, 12:20 AM

So nice to see she learned her lesson.

Marvo301 · 01-22-2010, 02:02 AM

I think Florida should put "Home of the world's dumbest criminals" on it's license plates!

catlover79 · 01-22-2010, 02:26 AM

catlover79 · 01-23-2010, 03:12 AM

What, Cactus Jack hasn't thrown in his 2 cents yet??

Cactus Jack · 01-23-2010, 03:22 AM

If Florida had a book of all the world's dumbest criminals, itd be the size of all Harry Potter books combined......and one of them is 820 pages alone!
BTW where are all these people in Northwest Florida, we never get any dumb ones!

She used have an attorney, now she doesnt.....cause he died laughing when he read this!

catlover79 · 01-23-2010, 03:24 AM

Speaking of which, why does Pensacola seem to have the MOST stupid criminals??

Cactus Jack · 01-23-2010, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Speaking of which, why does Pensacola seem to have the MOST stupid criminals??

More things to do there I guess than the rest of NWF?

catlover79 · 01-23-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

More things to do there I guess than the rest of NWF?

Maybe.

Cactus Jack · 01-23-2010, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

Maybe.

Also maybe cause its not a tourist town mostly like Destin, Seaside etc

catlover79 · 01-23-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

Also maybe cause its not a tourist town mostly like Destin, Seaside etc

Maybe!

01-22-2010, 12:19 AM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Fla. woman allegedly steals car on first day out of jail; was going on beer run http://www.fox8.com/news/sns-ap-us-o...,2361720.story By Associated Press 6:42 PM EST, January 21, 2010 NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A 49-year-old woman has been jailed in Pasco County, accused of stealing a car on her first day out of prison. Theresa Jones faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle, cocaine possession and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. She was being held on $7,300 bond. Jones was released from Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala on Wednesday at the end of a two-year, eight-month sentence. Authorities said she met a pen pal and they drove to a New Port Richey hotel. Jones took the man's car Wednesday night, saying she was going to buy beer. She was located Thursday morning. Jones told authorities that she stole the car so she could get drugs. It's unclear if she already has an attorney.
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01-22-2010, 02:02 AM	#3
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01-23-2010, 03:22 AM	#6
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	If Florida had a book of all the world's dumbest criminals, itd be the size of all Harry Potter books combined......and one of them is 820 pages alone! BTW where are all these people in Northwest Florida, we never get any dumb ones! She used have an attorney, now she doesnt.....cause he died laughing when he read this!
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01-22-2010, 12:20 AM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	So nice to see she learned her lesson.

01-22-2010, 02:26 AM	#4
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01-23-2010, 03:12 AM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	What, Cactus Jack hasn't thrown in his 2 cents yet??

01-23-2010, 03:24 AM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Speaking of which, why does Pensacola seem to have the MOST stupid criminals??