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Brian Damage · 01-15-2010, 12:16 AM

This is the trailer for Midgets vs. Mascots, the movie we threw the big premiere party for back in April. Now that the movie’s out on DVD, people are starting to get mad…really mad.

Namely, Scottie Pippen and Gary Coleman. Scottie’s people sent out a press release about it last week, and this is a highlight of what he had to say:

“In 2008, I agreed to play a cameo role in a movie titled ‘A Tribute to Big Red’ (now titled ‘Midgets vs. Mascots’). My role was scripted, and the first two scenes went off without any problems. During the third scene, I was told that four Little People, along with actor Gary Coleman, were going to become angry with something I said and storm off as the scene ends. Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice).

A short fight ensued before I heard the film’s director yell ‘cut.’ As I recall, some of the Little People were laughing as the director explained that the scene was ’sort of like an episode of the TV show Punk’d.’ At that point, I left quickly without a clear understanding of what was going on.

As for the Little Person who claims he was injured in the attack, I really don’t think I caused the injury or can be held to blame. To the best of my knowledge, there is no action being taken against me, nor am I pursuing any action.”

Basically, Pippen’s pissed that he was tricked into getting hit over the head with a phone by a midget (twice, apparently). Gary Coleman, on the other hand, is upset that we get to see his balls in the movie. Yup, that’s right…you get to see full-frontal Gary Coleman in Midgets vs. Mascots. And you thought Christmas was over!

Gary, who once stooped so low as to become a real-life Paul Blart, seems to think he’s above getting naked on film — despite the fact that he signed several release forms to the contrary. To be clear, this is the same (little) man who once sold his collection of Gap Kids pants on Ebay for some extra cash. The same (small) person who punched a female fan right in her whore mouth…for asking for his autograph. What a bitch!

Now, I have yet to see Midgets vs. Mascots (I guess I’ve been too busy watching reality TV). That said, I’m adding it to my NetFlix queue in approximately 15 seconds. Call me a prude, but I’ve only seen one midget’s penis before…and he was white. I don’t want to get into it right now, but it was Halloween and I was drinking Captain Morgan. The Cap’n tends to bring out bad things in me.

Anyway! I can’t resist the prospect of checking out a (big?) black midget penis. Will I be able to go back, once I’ve seen black? I’ll let you know as soon as I find out.

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/01/14/m...ounds-awesome/

catlover79 · 01-15-2010, 12:17 AM

No comment!!

ThomasE · 01-15-2010, 12:27 AM

That poor Gary. However, I am with him about not wanting to naked on camera. That is his decision.

sfm992002 · 01-15-2010, 01:56 AM

That post by Brain Damage where Pippen was jumped by "Little People" was insane. Still laughing now!

Marvo301 · 01-15-2010, 02:18 AM

Just for the sake of accuracy Gary Coleman is not a midget. His small stature was caused by his growth being stunted due to kidney disease.

catlover79 · 01-15-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Just for the sake of accuracy Gary Coleman is not a midget. His small stature was caused by his growth being stunted due to kidney disease.

Didn't the same thing happen to Emmanuel Lewis?

Marvo301 · 01-15-2010, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Didn't the same thing happen to Emmanuel Lewis?

According to articles I've read there is no known medical explanation for Emmanuel Lewis' small stature.

catlover79 · 01-15-2010, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

According to articles I've read there is no known medical explanation for Emmanuel Lewis' small stature.

I see, thanks.

JamesG · 01-16-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Just for the sake of accuracy Gary Coleman is not a midget. His small stature was caused by his growth being stunted due to kidney disease.

I know of at least one other actor like that, Aron Eisenberg.

He had a kidney that wasn't functioning and had to have a transplant. He didn't grow past 5 feet.

He is most known as "Nog" from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and he hasn't acted since the show went off the air.

Marvo301 · 01-16-2010, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesG

I know of at least one other actor like that, Aron Eisenberg.

He had a kidney that wasn't functioning and had to have a transplant. He didn't grow past 5 feet.

He is most known as "Nog" from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and he hasn't acted since the show went off the air.

Nog was always one of my favorite characters on DS9 and I knew Aron was short in stature (especially compared to Cirroc Lofton [Jake Sisko] whom he shared many scenes with) but I never knew why. Thanks for posting this info JamesG.

JamesG · 01-16-2010, 09:20 PM

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Nog was always one of my favorite characters on DS9 and I knew Aron was short in stature (especially compared to Cirroc Lofton [Jake Sisko] whom he shared many scenes with) but I never knew why. Thanks for posting this info JamesG.

No prob.

I've heard in recent years he's been active in the convention curcuit but he hasn't been in anything since Deep Space Nine.

waichingliu81 · 01-25-2010, 10:01 PM

i for one do not want to see gary coleman's b*lls!

Retro4Life · 01-25-2010, 11:00 PM

I can certainly understand why he doesn't want anyone to see this, but my question would be "why did he do that scene in the first place if he didn't want people to see him naked?".

catlover79 · 01-25-2010, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Retro4Life

I can certainly understand why he doesn't want anyone to see this, but my question would be "why did he do that scene in the first place if he didn't want people to see him naked?".

Probably one reason and one only - $$$!!

Marvo301 · 01-26-2010, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Probably one reason and one only - $$$!!

Money makes the world go round. (and makes the pants go down!)

01-15-2010, 12:16 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	The Movie Gary Coleman Doesn't Want You to See, is Now Available on DVD This is the trailer for Midgets vs. Mascots, the movie we threw the big premiere party for back in April. Now that the movie’s out on DVD, people are starting to get mad…really mad. Namely, Scottie Pippen and Gary Coleman. Scottie’s people sent out a press release about it last week, and this is a highlight of what he had to say: “In 2008, I agreed to play a cameo role in a movie titled ‘A Tribute to Big Red’ (now titled ‘Midgets vs. Mascots’). My role was scripted, and the first two scenes went off without any problems. During the third scene, I was told that four Little People, along with actor Gary Coleman, were going to become angry with something I said and storm off as the scene ends. Instead, they basically attacked me, with Gary Coleman apparently climbing on a chair behind me to hit me over the head with a phone (twice). A short fight ensued before I heard the film’s director yell ‘cut.’ As I recall, some of the Little People were laughing as the director explained that the scene was ’sort of like an episode of the TV show Punk’d.’ At that point, I left quickly without a clear understanding of what was going on. As for the Little Person who claims he was injured in the attack, I really don’t think I caused the injury or can be held to blame. To the best of my knowledge, there is no action being taken against me, nor am I pursuing any action.” Basically, Pippen’s pissed that he was tricked into getting hit over the head with a phone by a midget (twice, apparently). Gary Coleman, on the other hand, is upset that we get to see his balls in the movie. Yup, that’s right…you get to see full-frontal Gary Coleman in Midgets vs. Mascots. And you thought Christmas was over! Gary, who once stooped so low as to become a real-life Paul Blart, seems to think he’s above getting naked on film — despite the fact that he signed several release forms to the contrary. To be clear, this is the same (little) man who once sold his collection of Gap Kids pants on Ebay for some extra cash. The same (small) person who punched a female fan right in her whore mouth…for asking for his autograph. What a bitch! Now, I have yet to see Midgets vs. Mascots (I guess I’ve been too busy watching reality TV). That said, I’m adding it to my NetFlix queue in approximately 15 seconds. Call me a prude, but I’ve only seen one midget’s penis before…and he was white. I don’t want to get into it right now, but it was Halloween and I was drinking Captain Morgan. The Cap’n tends to bring out bad things in me. Anyway! I can’t resist the prospect of checking out a (big?) black midget penis. Will I be able to go back, once I’ve seen black? I’ll let you know as soon as I find out. http://coedmagazine.com/2010/01/14/m...ounds-awesome/
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01-15-2010, 12:27 AM	#3
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	That poor Gary. However, I am with him about not wanting to naked on camera. That is his decision.
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01-15-2010, 01:56 AM	#4
sfm992002 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 04, 2009 Location: PNW USA Posts: 33	LMAO That post by Brain Damage where Pippen was jumped by "Little People" was insane. Still laughing now!

01-15-2010, 02:18 AM	#5
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,452	Just for the sake of accuracy Gary Coleman is not a midget. His small stature was caused by his growth being stunted due to kidney disease.
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01-25-2010, 10:01 PM	#12
waichingliu81 debbie allen Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2006 Location: london, england, UK Posts: 4,347	i for one do not want to see gary coleman's b*lls!

01-25-2010, 11:00 PM	#13
Retro4Life Accept No Substitutes Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 04, 2009 Location: IL Posts: 6,708	I can certainly understand why he doesn't want anyone to see this, but my question would be "why did he do that scene in the first place if he didn't want people to see him naked?".
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