Wednesday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (1/16-1/25):

[Frank Gannucci]

Note: Sorry for not posting WPIX's listings for this past Monday.

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "I can't use two seats."

Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."

"Pal O' Mine":

Alice: "Why don't all three of us go down and get some coffee."

Trixie: "Seeing you all right is just like getting $1,000,000."

Ed: "If that's the case, Trixie will pay."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ed: "It's not like I don't want to give you money, it's what you don't do with it."

Ralph: "What is that?"

Ed: "You don't pay me back."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "I can't find the report."

Ed: "Maybe you ate it."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Do you have any more mashed potatoes and bread?"

Waiter: "We don't have anyhting else to throw away."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ed: "You are going to be tickled pink when Ralph comes home and says that him and me are going to buy a summer cottage for the three of us and it's only going to cost us $989."

Alice: "You are going to buy what for who and it's only going to cost how much?"

Ed: "I can't tell you. It's a secret."

"Two For The Money":

(Ralph & Ed are at the bar. The girls have been waiting for them, so they arrive at the bar.)

Alice: "All right Sonny and Cher."

Ed: "So this is what you girls do when we are at a lodge meeting. You hang around bars."

"Two For The Money":

Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"

Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "Since we are going to be living here, I may need to get my wife some new clothes."

Bruno: "Don't worry about it. All she will need is a black dress."

(American Life TV):

(AmericanLife also has an OnDemand Service. This show might be one of the shows to watch.)

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

All color episodes are one hour.

Sat. Jan. 16, 2010 2a #40 (aka #193) – “The Mexican Hat Trick”: Carol Lawrence and the Baja Marimba Band guests as the Honeymooners head for colorful Mexico. Mix-ups include a rendezvous between the alluring El Lobo (Carol) and Ralph; a run-in with the bandits Jenkins (Jesse White) and Pedro (Phil Leeds); and the kidnapping of Alice and Trixie.

Sun. Jan. 17, 2010 2a #44 (aka #197) – “Hawaii, Oh! Oh!”: Donald O'Connor guests as a money minded maitre d' as the Honeymooners visit Hawaii. Charlie (Donald) and his bartender (Jeremiah Morris) concoct a phony diet sauce guaranteed to slim down fatties. The missing ingredient: a sucker. Enter rotund Ralph.

3a (also Sat. Jan. 23 2a) #45 (aka #198) – “The Sun & Raccoon Capital”: The end of the harmonious Honeymooners quartet may be near. At the Miami convention of the Raccoons, it's election time. Opponents for the office of High Exalted Mystic Ruler? Ralph and Norton!

Mon. Jan. 18, 2010 2a #46 (aka #199) – “The Match Game”: Frances Langford plays the brain behind a computer-match service, as the Honeymooners breeze into the Windy City. Computer-wise, the Norton's match really clicks --but Cupid somehow missed with the Kramdens! Who's at fault, man or machine?

3a #47 (aka #200) – “Double Trouble”: Jackie plays a dual role as the Honeymooners check in at scenic Sun Valley, Idaho. A Kramden look alike is passing some bad checks, and the Honeymooners devise their own disguise to track down the culprit.

Sun. Jan. 24, 2010 2a #49 (aka #202) – “We’re Off To See The Wizard”: The Honeymooners' Mardi Gras celebration turns typically topsy-turvy. A hotel mix-up leads the foursome to Emma (Doro Merande), Norton's very-distant relative. Emma, a phony spiritualist, takes them in -- then in a séance tries to take Ralph in again.

3a #50 (aka #203) – “Operation Protest”: Ralph gets his big break when he becomes public-relations director for his bus company. But joy may be short-lived: guess which bus company Alice's protester-nephew is picketing.

Mon. Jan. 25, 2010 2a #1 (aka #154) - "In Twenty-Five Words or Less": Ralph wins the Flakey Wakey trip to Europe for four by entering a slogan contest.

3a #2 (aka #155) - "Ship of Fools": The Kramdens and Nortons sail to Europe. Ralph and Ed set themselves adrift on a life boat but are rescued some time later. Upon arriving in Paris, Ralph poses for a publicity photo and falls off the deck.

(WPIX) & (WPIXD) [aka New York feed of CWHD]:

Mon. Jan. 18, 2010 1a (CC) #87 (aka #76) – “The Hypnotist (Part One)”: Ralph and Norton see a demonstration by "The World's Greatest Hypnotist." When Alice won't give Ralph money for a convention trip, he decides that hypnotism might work on her.

1:30a (CC) #88 – “The Hypnotist (Part Two)”: Alice finds out about Ralph's plans to hypnotize her and decides to teach Ralph a lesson.

Mon. Jan. 25, 2010 1a #038 (aka #126) - "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Norton gets fired from his job in the sewer after taking Ralph's advice about demanding a promotion. Finding something new won't be easy, Norton says, because, after all, a sewer worker is like a brain surgeon---"we're both s pecialists." Still, after a couple of weeks, he finds work selling irons door-to-door. And when he tells his pal that he made $40 his first day on the job, Ralph suddenly contemplates leaving the bus company to become a salesman with Norton's company.

1:30a #54 (aka #45) - *“Letter to the Boss”: Ralph mistakenly thinks a he's been fired and, with Norton's help, writes a nasty letter to his boss. After mailing the letter, Ralph finds out he's been promoted and schemes to get the letter back.
CLASSIC QUOTE -"Homina, homina, homina."

Credit goes to tvland.com (when they had the Honeymooners), zap2it.com, the old honeymooners.net, & tvguide.com.