Santa Claus robs bank, says he needed the money "to pay his elves" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 12-23-2009, 10:02 AM

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – An armed suspect dressed as Santa Claus robbed a local bank Tuesday morning and told tellers he was doing so to "pay his elves."

At 10 a.m., police said the man, dressed in a full Santa Claus costume complete with a hat, beard and sack over his shoulder, entered the Sun Trust Bank branch located at 4809 Old Hickory Boulevard in Hermitage, just north of Lebanon Pike, and approached a teller.

According to witnesses, Santa was wearing sunglasses and the teller asked him to remove them.

The suspect refused, reached into his sack and pulled out a gun.

He demanded money and told tellers if they put dye bombs with the money he'd come back "kill everyone."

He took the money and fled, telling employees and customers in the bank he needed the money because "Santa needed to pay his elves."

The amount of money stolen was not determined.

According to witnesses, the suspect was clumsy and seemed jovial.

No further information was released.

http://www.wkrn.com/global/story.asp?s=11716405

Scoobiedoo30 · 12-23-2009, 12:25 PM

Holy Smoke Santa Claus Robs a Bank

catlover79 · 12-23-2009, 12:53 PM

Good grief!!

Janice · 12-23-2009, 05:51 PM

Sounds like a scene out of a movie, i.e., Billy Boy Thornton in Bad Santa, lol.

PlayOn · 12-23-2009, 06:06 PM

Horrible, yet funny. At least no one was hurt.

MickeyMac · 12-23-2009, 06:37 PM

Have mercy

Cactus Jack · 12-23-2009, 07:18 PM

Santa doesnt just take his gun out his sack when robbing banks...

Cactus Jack · 12-23-2009, 07:26 PM

He wont rob anybody else
But he'll have to rob banks to pay his elves
To pay his elves
Ho ho
ho ho
Oh no!

Lee · 12-24-2009, 01:52 AM

Strange, huh?

catlover79 · 12-24-2009, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Strange, huh?

Definitely!!

comedyfreak · 12-24-2009, 06:59 AM

It takes all kinds these days.

catlover79 · 12-24-2009, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

Santa doesnt just take his gun out his sack when robbing banks...

Now there's a visual I don't need!

12-23-2009, 10:02 AM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Santa Claus robs bank, says he needed the money "to pay his elves" NASHVILLE, Tenn. – An armed suspect dressed as Santa Claus robbed a local bank Tuesday morning and told tellers he was doing so to "pay his elves." At 10 a.m., police said the man, dressed in a full Santa Claus costume complete with a hat, beard and sack over his shoulder, entered the Sun Trust Bank branch located at 4809 Old Hickory Boulevard in Hermitage, just north of Lebanon Pike, and approached a teller. According to witnesses, Santa was wearing sunglasses and the teller asked him to remove them. The suspect refused, reached into his sack and pulled out a gun. He demanded money and told tellers if they put dye bombs with the money he'd come back "kill everyone." He took the money and fled, telling employees and customers in the bank he needed the money because "Santa needed to pay his elves." The amount of money stolen was not determined. According to witnesses, the suspect was clumsy and seemed jovial. No further information was released. http://www.wkrn.com/global/story.asp?s=11716405 Attached Images
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12-23-2009, 06:06 PM	#5
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12-23-2009, 07:18 PM	#7
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12-23-2009, 05:51 PM	#4
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Sounds like a scene out of a movie, i.e., Billy Boy Thornton in Bad Santa, lol.

12-23-2009, 06:37 PM	#6
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12-23-2009, 07:26 PM	#8
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	He wont rob anybody else But he'll have to rob banks to pay his elves To pay his elves Ho ho ho ho Oh no!

12-24-2009, 01:52 AM	#9
Lee veteran member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Pulaski, Tennessee Posts: 4,768	Strange, huh?

12-24-2009, 06:59 AM	#11
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