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Courtnee · 11-09-2009, 11:47 PM

www.fmylife.com
www.mylifeisaverage.com

Anyone else frequent these sites? Post your favorites, plz. kthnx.

Today, I went chainsaw shopping with my dad. We were looking at electric ones, but my dad complained about how he can't go on a murderous rampage while attached to a wall. The looks on the surrounding customers made my day. I love my dad. MLIA

A few weeks ago, my English teacher gave my class an assignment to write a business letter, and we actually had to mail the letter. I wrote a letter to M&Ms, requesting that each bag of M&Ms contain more green ones. Today, I received a box of green M&Ms in the mail. MLIA.

Today, my mom had her 1st baby girl. my family already consists of 6 boys. I just realized that my family exactly parallels the Weasleys. I have never been so happy. MLIA.

Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, "I know about the affair." Four said they didn't know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA

Today was the start of senior privileges. Since I go to a private school that has a dress code one of the senior privileges is "free dress." While some people wore sweats and jeans I wore a full dinosaur suit. MLIA

Today, I asked my class of 2nd graders why they thought Obama was elected president. Most of the answers I got were things like because he is a good president and because he will help the U.S. One boy raised his hand and said, "Because he's part Kenyan - they always win the race." New favorite student? I think so. MLIA

MrCleveland · 11-10-2009, 09:16 PM

Today, I went to fmylife.com and I wrote some complaints and they're STILL not there. FML

Actually...I made that one up. Since I saw that site, I wrote two FML stories...they're still not there.

browneyes106 · 11-10-2009, 10:03 PM

I visited these sites sometime back they are very interesting. I also like to visit postecret.com

EmoJoe · 11-11-2009, 12:26 AM

i love FML.

MLIA can be amusing but overall i think it kind of tries too hard....and i hate how its called My Life Is Average yet everyone makes it like it's My Life Is Awesome...they should just change the name to My Life Is Awesome. that mall one is pretty great though.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-11-2009, 02:04 AM

OMG I knew about FML but not MLIA. That is awesome. And

at all of those, especially the last one.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-11-2009, 02:27 AM

More ahhaha I should be in bed right now.

Today, I needed to go to the school office, which meant I had to sign out on the hall pass sheet. I, of course, put down "Student: Buzz Lightyear" and "Destination: Infinity and Beyond". My teacher smiled, signed it, and pointed about three spaces above me, where "Destination: Narnia" was written. I love my math class. MLIA

Today, I had to stop for a pedestrian in the crosswalk. The pedestrian was a chicken. I'm not sure if I'm more excited by the fact that I saw a chicken cross the road, or that he was smart enough to use the crosswalk. MLIA

Today, my sisters were talking about how everyone they know (including themselves) was getting pregnant. One said "There must be something in the air," As my dad was passing by, he just stopped and said "Yeah. Your legs." and went back to what he was doing. MLIA

Today in my religion seminar, my prof asked a guy for the definition of euthanasia. He proceeded to discuss characteristics of Chinese and Japanese children. Apparently he thought we were talking about "youth in Asia". We're in 4th year university. My prof had to leave the room he was laughing so hard. MLIA.

Today I was bored so I decided to participate in the Google and Yahoo debate. I typed in I Did Not in yahoo and it came up with I Did Not Recieve My Stimulus Check. Google came up with, I Did Not Hit You I High-Fived Your Face. Google wins again! MLIA.

Today, my engineering professor brought his computer up on the projector. Everyone went "awwww" at his desktop background, which was of his 5 young kids. He turned around, looked at the picture, then turns back and said "And that, kids, is why you should always use a condom," and went right back to teaching. MLIA

Today, my friend has his appendix taken out. His mother and I were sharing a box of Gobstoppers while we waited for him to wake up from the anesthesia, and after pouring a few pieces into my hand, I dropped one. Upon the candy hitting the floor, my friend, who was still very much asleep, sat straight up in bed, said, "Who's wasting candy?" and laid back down. His mother and I couldn't stop laughing, and he has no memory of it at all. MLIA.

Okay, sorry, sorry. Going to bed.

sara · 11-11-2009, 03:41 AM

Fmylife is my brothers favorite website. He loves telling us all about it. Especially the ones that the people were voted to deserve it. I talked to him on the phone once and he asked me if I had heard of the site. I hadn't, and the rest of the conversation was him excitedly reading me Fmylifes from his laptop.

If he is in the same room he's even worse. I was watching TV and every 2 or 3 minuets he would start to giggle and would have to tell me what he had read.

Kristen · 11-11-2009, 05:33 AM

There's also a site called GivesMeHope.com, which is basically the opposite of FML. People post inspiring or touching stories. They don't usually make you laugh out loud like FML can, but I def. recommend the site.

- Kristen

11-09-2009, 11:47 PM	#1
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	FML/MLIA www.fmylife.com www.mylifeisaverage.com Anyone else frequent these sites? Post your favorites, plz. kthnx. Today, I went chainsaw shopping with my dad. We were looking at electric ones, but my dad complained about how he can't go on a murderous rampage while attached to a wall. The looks on the surrounding customers made my day. I love my dad. MLIA A few weeks ago, my English teacher gave my class an assignment to write a business letter, and we actually had to mail the letter. I wrote a letter to M&Ms, requesting that each bag of M&Ms contain more green ones. Today, I received a box of green M&Ms in the mail. MLIA. Today, my mom had her 1st baby girl. my family already consists of 6 boys. I just realized that my family exactly parallels the Weasleys. I have never been so happy. MLIA. Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, "I know about the affair." Four said they didn't know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA Today was the start of senior privileges. Since I go to a private school that has a dress code one of the senior privileges is "free dress." While some people wore sweats and jeans I wore a full dinosaur suit. MLIA Today, I asked my class of 2nd graders why they thought Obama was elected president. Most of the answers I got were things like because he is a good president and because he will help the U.S. One boy raised his hand and said, "Because he's part Kenyan - they always win the race." New favorite student? I think so. MLIA
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11-10-2009, 09:16 PM	#2
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,237	Today, I went to fmylife.com and I wrote some complaints and they're STILL not there. FML Actually...I made that one up. Since I saw that site, I wrote two FML stories...they're still not there.
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11-11-2009, 12:26 AM	#4
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	i love FML. MLIA can be amusing but overall i think it kind of tries too hard....and i hate how its called My Life Is Average yet everyone makes it like it's My Life Is Awesome...they should just change the name to My Life Is Awesome. that mall one is pretty great though.
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11-11-2009, 02:04 AM	#5
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11-11-2009, 03:41 AM	#7
sara Member Senior Member Join Date: May 21, 2002 Location: grandville michigan Posts: 2,296	Fmylife is my brothers favorite website. He loves telling us all about it. Especially the ones that the people were voted to deserve it. I talked to him on the phone once and he asked me if I had heard of the site. I hadn't, and the rest of the conversation was him excitedly reading me Fmylifes from his laptop. If he is in the same room he's even worse. I was watching TV and every 2 or 3 minuets he would start to giggle and would have to tell me what he had read.
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11-10-2009, 10:03 PM	#3
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	I visited these sites sometime back they are very interesting. I also like to visit postecret.com

11-11-2009, 02:27 AM	#6
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	More ahhaha I should be in bed right now. Today, I needed to go to the school office, which meant I had to sign out on the hall pass sheet. I, of course, put down "Student: Buzz Lightyear" and "Destination: Infinity and Beyond". My teacher smiled, signed it, and pointed about three spaces above me, where "Destination: Narnia" was written. I love my math class. MLIA Today, I had to stop for a pedestrian in the crosswalk. The pedestrian was a chicken. I'm not sure if I'm more excited by the fact that I saw a chicken cross the road, or that he was smart enough to use the crosswalk. MLIA Today, my sisters were talking about how everyone they know (including themselves) was getting pregnant. One said "There must be something in the air," As my dad was passing by, he just stopped and said "Yeah. Your legs." and went back to what he was doing. MLIA Today in my religion seminar, my prof asked a guy for the definition of euthanasia. He proceeded to discuss characteristics of Chinese and Japanese children. Apparently he thought we were talking about "youth in Asia". We're in 4th year university. My prof had to leave the room he was laughing so hard. MLIA. Today I was bored so I decided to participate in the Google and Yahoo debate. I typed in I Did Not in yahoo and it came up with I Did Not Recieve My Stimulus Check. Google came up with, I Did Not Hit You I High-Fived Your Face. Google wins again! MLIA. Today, my engineering professor brought his computer up on the projector. Everyone went "awwww" at his desktop background, which was of his 5 young kids. He turned around, looked at the picture, then turns back and said "And that, kids, is why you should always use a condom," and went right back to teaching. MLIA Today, my friend has his appendix taken out. His mother and I were sharing a box of Gobstoppers while we waited for him to wake up from the anesthesia, and after pouring a few pieces into my hand, I dropped one. Upon the candy hitting the floor, my friend, who was still very much asleep, sat straight up in bed, said, "Who's wasting candy?" and laid back down. His mother and I couldn't stop laughing, and he has no memory of it at all. MLIA. Okay, sorry, sorry. Going to bed.

11-11-2009, 05:33 AM	#8
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	There's also a site called GivesMeHope.com, which is basically the opposite of FML. People post inspiring or touching stories. They don't usually make you laugh out loud like FML can, but I def. recommend the site. - Kristen
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