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lilhave · 11-04-2009, 06:11 AM

Children's Letters to God

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God,
Went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him in anyway.
Your Friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

Penny Lane · 11-04-2009, 11:42 AM

I love these things! The Church Bulletin bloopers are hilarious too!

catlover79 · 11-04-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny Lane

I love these things! The Church Bulletin bloopers are hilarious too!

I agree with you on both of those. Kids really do say the darndest things!!

Marvo301 · 11-04-2009, 06:50 PM

Those are hilarious!

catlover79 · 11-04-2009, 07:52 PM

Out of the mouths of babes, indeed!!

Courtnee · 11-04-2009, 09:10 PM

Awww those are cute

Dude111 · 11-27-2023, 01:37 AM

They are very nice!!

God is beautiful.......

11-04-2009, 06:11 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Children's letters to God Children's Letters to God Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? Jane Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan Dear God, Went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him in anyway. Your Friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am) Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. Denise Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. Sam Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. Elliott Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. Nan Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. Rob Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? Marsha Dear God, If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. Mickey Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Donna Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. Charles Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! Eugene Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry
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11-04-2009, 11:42 AM	#2
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,506	I love these things! The Church Bulletin bloopers are hilarious too!
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11-04-2009, 06:50 PM	#4
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,465	Those are hilarious!
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11-04-2009, 09:10 PM	#6
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	Awww those are cute
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11-04-2009, 07:52 PM	#5
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11-27-2023, 01:37 AM	#7
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 37,450	They are very nice!! God is beautiful.......