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(The Philadelphia Phillies beat the NY Yankees 6-1.)
(Ralph just watched the game with Ed.) Ralph: "Oooh, those Phillies just got lucky. That's all. It's just one game." Ed: "Yeah, they just got lucky. Those Phillies will be lucky if they win three more games." Ralph: "Incredibly lucky. The Yankees will not lose this series Norton." (Ed gets a call on his cell phone.) Ed: "Hello? Oooh, it's Freddie Muller. Hello." Fred (over phone): "Did you see that game? Those Phillies I predict will win it all." Ralph: "Ha ha. Those Philies will never win a game this series." Fred (over phone): "How about we make a bet? If the Phillies win, you owe me $20. If the Yanks win, I owe you $20." Ralph: "Deal and you will lose because the Yankees own this series. They will win. Isn't that right Norton?" Ed: "I don't know. Now that I think about it, those Phillies have proven to me that they can't beat the Yankees." Fred (over phone): "I agree Ralph." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! YOUR YANKEES LOST AGAIN. HA HA HA." (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): "ATTENTION EVERYONE! EVERYBODY IN THE BUILDING! LONG LIVE THE YANKEES! OTHER THAN THE PHILLIES, WHO IS IT THAT EVERYBODY HATES IN THIS BUILDING. I AM GUESSING IT IS MCGARRITY." Everyone (yells): "KRAMDEN!" (Ralph is upset.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT." (Audience cheers.) |
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