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JamesG · 10-22-2009, 05:07 PM

The Top 10 Stephen King Adaptations!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
By: Chris Eggertsen

Fox Home Entertainment is bringing several horror classics to hi-def Blu-ray as part of their Feed Your Fear campaign, with most of them already at a store near you.

We've joined forces with them to bring you four top 10 lists related to one or more of the titles.

In lieu of the classic Stephen King adaptations Misery and Carrie now available on Blu-ray, we present to you "The Top 10 Stephen King Adaptations."

Watch for another two features in the coming weeks leading up to Halloween.

P.S.: I should note here that I set a few ground rules:

1) It had to be a straight horror/thriller (i.e. Shawshank, Dolores Claiborne, etc. don’t qualify)

2) It had to be a feature film (i.e. no TV miniseries) that was a direct adaptation of one of King’s novels or short stories (i.e. no Sleepwalkers or one of those horrid Children of the Corn sequels).

And now, as Stephen himself would say – enjoy the list, Dear Reader. And happy nightmares.

10. Christine (1983)

Christine is by no means a John Carpenter classic, or even a particularly good movie (how’s that for a ringing endorsement?), but there’s still some solid stuff here. And in his defense, Carpenter was up against a doozy of an obstacle from the start.

Namely: cars aren’t scary. My advice? Don’t go in expecting to be frightened out of your wits, and you’re in for a relatively diverting 110 minutes.

Actor Keith Gordon makes Arnie’s nerd-to-stud transformation surprisingly believable, and Carpenter gives the film a visual slickness that suits the material well.

Two added bonuses: an excellent soundtrack, and a pre-stardom, pre-Scientology Kelly Preston in a minor role.

9. Silver Bullet (1985)

This mostly forgotten 1985 adaptation of King’s novella Cycle of the Werewolf is surprisingly decent.

It features a pre-hot mess Corey Haim as a disabled kid living in a small town plagued by a series of grisly unsolved murders. After he encounters a werewolf on a bridge late one night, Haim enlists his lovable, alcoholic uncle, played by a pre-bat **** insane Gary Busey, to help solve the mystery. Busey has some great lines, and he and Haim share an easy-going chemistry that’s a pleasure to watch.

The werewolf effects are okay, if a little rubbery-looking, but overall Silver Bullet has a sense of humor about itself (Stephen King scripted) that helps make it better than you’d expect.

8. Pet Sematary (1989)

Admittedly Pet Sematary is kind of a cheese-fest, but it still holds up as one of the better King adaptations due to a few genuinely creepy moments.

This is mostly due to not only theose uber-disturbing flashback scenes, but the performance of young Miko Hughes, whose sweet, high-pitched voice and cherubic features come to serve as an ironic counterpoint to his murderous acts in the last third of the film (“Now I wan-too pway wiv you!”).

Just prepare yourself for a few unintentional chuckles, not to mention one of the most grating performances by a child actor (the young girl who plays Miko’s older sister) ever.

7. The Dead Zone (1983)

Including this David Cronenberg adaptation of King’s fifth novel (if you don’t count the Bachman titles) comes dangerously close to violating the rules I set forth in the beginning – namely, the one about the films having to be straight horror/thrillers in order to qualify.

But at the end of the day, The Dead Zone does possess enough thriller-centric qualities to make the cut. This is a really solid, if rather dry adaptation, with a strong central performance by Christopher Walken (despite that hideous, fit-for-an-80-year-old grandmother hairstyle he seems to sport in every movie).

It’s no masterpiece, but it’s deeply felt; and if you haven’t read the book you’re in for a pretty nifty little ending.

6. Cujo (1983)

Dee Wallace Stone is a perfect example of a really terrific actress who, over the course of her career so far, has never been given the opportunity to fulfill her sizable potential as more than just a terrorized genre-film heroine. This is due in large part to the enormous success of E.T., which pigeonholed her into the “frantic mother” role in seemingly every single film she appeared in thereafter.

I just had to say that, because Stone really anchors Cujo, which could have been just another lame King adaptation, and makes every hysterical moment in that demonic-St. Bernard-battered Pinto entirely believable.

Kudos also to Jan de Bont, who provided the cinematography that proved so effective during those heart-in-the-throat attack scenes.

5. 1408 (2007)

Ok, so if Michael Bay directed a King adaptation, it would probably look something like this, except with more super-hot, blouse-busting ghosts, bigger explosions, and minus all the nifty build-up. But if you take it for the market-tested, slot-filling big-studio product that it is, 1408 is a surprisingly decent little horror flick, with some inspired special effects and a truly creepy hotel-room setting.

Of course, director Mikael Halfstrom also helmed that Jennifer Aniston snooze-fest Derailed. Given the cringe-inducing enormity of that debacle, he’s still got a long road to hoe before he repays his debt to society.

4. Misery (1990)

Funnily enough, Misery occupies the exact same spot as it did on my “Top Ten Claustrophobic Horror Movies” list, and it ranks so high on both simply because it’s such a solid, enjoyable little entertainment.

Unlike the previous three entries, Misery doesn’t harbor any grandiose ambitions, which shouldn’t be a surprise given that Rob “Big-Studio co*ksucker” Reiner helmed the thing.

But as a slick, modern-era Hollywood thriller, there are few as good as this one. Bates’ alternately hilarious and disturbing performance alone makes this worth a second viewing.

3. The Mist (2007)

Frank Darabont, the director responsible for the terrific Shawshank Redemption and the overlong, if nearly-as-good Green Mile, delighted Stephen King fans everywhere when it was announced he would be tackling King’s grim, apocalyptic short story The Mist.

For a horror-fiend like me, it was particularly welcome news that the man behind two of the best King adaptations would be taking on one of his more straight-ahead horror yarns.

Needless to say, I wasn’t disappointed. Darabont hews miraculously close to King’s vision (save for that love-it-or-hate-it ending) while also managing the feat of making a truly scary horror film that functions equally well as a queasy, post-9/11 satire of American life.

2. Carrie (1979)

What misfit teen didn’t wish for telekinetic powers after Carrie, Brian De Palma’s near-perfect adaptation of King’s first novel, was released in 1976?

True story: during my freshman year in high school, a Volkswagen Bug caught fire during a “Stuff the Bug” competition in the quad. Everyone inside (all of them associated with the popular crowd) escaped without injury, except one: a cheerleader in the back seat suffered first-degree burns on her ass.

The unfortunate incident was blamed on a lit cigarette, but I liked to think that there was a mousy girl nearby, something like Carrie White, who started it all.

1. The Shining (1980)

Yeah yeah, so I freaking love The Shining, alright? But what true horror fan (at least one who doesn’t hold movie directors to unrealistic standards of literary faithfulness) doesn’t?

This was made back in the heady early days of Stephen King adaptations, where arty, top-shelf filmmakers were taking a crack at his work, rather than the hacks that mostly took over later on.

For the record, I actually like the Kubrick version of the story better than King’s version, which includes the just-okay ABC miniseries with which he was officially involved.

Sorry, but Steven Weber is no Jack Nicholson. So there. - Chris Eggertsen

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Retro4Life · 10-22-2009, 09:52 PM

There is no way that "The Dead Zone" should not be at the top of this list. Below "Cujo" and "1408"? Is this guy serious?

JamesG · 10-22-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Retro4Life

There is no way that "The Dead Zone" should not be at the top of this list. Below "Cujo" and "1408"? Is this guy serious?

Yeah, I would have switched places with 1408 and The Dead Zone; shouldn't be that low.

I'm glad he put The Mist a bit high on the list. It was under-performed in the box office but I thought it was great.

browneyes106 · 10-23-2009, 11:12 PM

Great list. I think King is one author who has good book to movie adaptions.

Nighthawk76 · 10-24-2009, 02:27 AM

I totally agree with The Shining and Carrie, those two films are masterpieces. The Dead Zone should have been much higher.

JamesG · 10-24-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by browneyes106

Great list. I think King is one author who has good book to movie adaptions.

One thing I find funny about King is that sometimes when he gets personally involved with how is work is adapted it winds up not being very good.

You have Maximum Overdrive which he directed. It does have a cult-following but it's def. not the greatest movie and King himself says so.

He then was involved with the television mini-series The Shining which wasn't very good.

The TV movie Desperation which he wrote wasn't great.

Then there's the recent SyFy Children of the Corn that SUCKED.

One thing I did like was Rose Red which he wrote the screenplay for; that's one of my exceptions as I liked that one.

But for the most part the things he gets really involved with stink.

browneyes106 · 10-24-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesG

One thing I find funny about King is that sometimes when he gets personally involved with how is work is adapted it winds up not being very good.

You have Maximum Overdrive which he directed. It does have a cult-following but it's def. not the greatest movie and King himself says so.

He then was involved with the television mini-series The Shining which wasn't very good.

The TV movie Desperation which he wrote wasn't great.

Then there's the recent SyFy Children of the Corn that SUCKED.

One thing I did like was Rose Red which he wrote the screenplay for; that's one of my exceptions as I liked that one.

But for the most part the things he gets really involved with stink.

I thought Maximum Overdrive and Desperation were ok. I also liked Rose Red. I think the problem is that when King gets involved with adaptions to movie or tv things get messed up mainly because he isn't a TV or movie writer. Directors and screenwriters see things differently than a novelist would.

dakert · 10-25-2009, 04:08 PM

I know it wasnt released in the theatre but my favorite King adaptation is SALEM'S LOT 1979

JamesG · 10-25-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dakert

I know it wasnt released in the theatre but my favorite King adaptation is SALEM'S LOT 1979

I have to say my favorite King mini-series is a three-way tie:
The Stand
IT
Rose Red

I also saw the 2004 version of Salem's Lot. Donald Sutherland was awesome in it but I don't know if I'll say it was "better" than the original.

browneyes106 · 10-25-2009, 06:18 PM

I loved both version's of Salem's Lot. IT is my favorite King mini-series.

Nighthawk76 · 10-25-2009, 07:05 PM

The 1979 version of Salem's Lot I think is beyond a doubt the best of the television adaptations of King's stories.

10-22-2009, 05:07 PM	#1
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,127	BD's Top 10 Stephen King Motion Picture Adaptations The Top 10 Stephen King Adaptations! Thursday, October 22, 2009 By: Chris Eggertsen Fox Home Entertainment is bringing several horror classics to hi-def Blu-ray as part of their Feed Your Fear campaign, with most of them already at a store near you. We've joined forces with them to bring you four top 10 lists related to one or more of the titles. In lieu of the classic Stephen King adaptations Misery and Carrie now available on Blu-ray, we present to you "The Top 10 Stephen King Adaptations." Watch for another two features in the coming weeks leading up to Halloween. P.S.: I should note here that I set a few ground rules: 1) It had to be a straight horror/thriller (i.e. Shawshank, Dolores Claiborne, etc. don’t qualify) 2) It had to be a feature film (i.e. no TV miniseries) that was a direct adaptation of one of King’s novels or short stories (i.e. no Sleepwalkers or one of those horrid Children of the Corn sequels). And now, as Stephen himself would say – enjoy the list, Dear Reader. And happy nightmares. *10. Christine* (1983)** Christine is by no means a John Carpenter classic, or even a particularly good movie (how’s that for a ringing endorsement?), but there’s still some solid stuff here. And in his defense, Carpenter was up against a doozy of an obstacle from the start. Namely: cars aren’t scary. My advice? Don’t go in expecting to be frightened out of your wits, and you’re in for a relatively diverting 110 minutes. Actor Keith Gordon makes Arnie’s nerd-to-stud transformation surprisingly believable, and Carpenter gives the film a visual slickness that suits the material well. Two added bonuses: an excellent soundtrack, and a pre-stardom, pre-Scientology Kelly Preston in a minor role. *9. Silver Bullet* (1985) This mostly forgotten 1985 adaptation of King’s novella Cycle of the Werewolf is surprisingly decent. It features a pre-hot mess Corey Haim as a disabled kid living in a small town plagued by a series of grisly unsolved murders. After he encounters a werewolf on a bridge late one night, Haim enlists his lovable, alcoholic uncle, played by a pre-bat ** insane Gary Busey, to help solve the mystery. Busey has some great lines, and he and Haim share an easy-going chemistry that’s a pleasure to watch. The werewolf effects are okay, if a little rubbery-looking, but overall Silver Bullet has a sense of humor about itself (Stephen King scripted) that helps make it better than you’d expect. *8. Pet Sematary* (1989)** Admittedly Pet Sematary is kind of a cheese-fest, but it still holds up as one of the better King adaptations due to a few genuinely creepy moments. This is mostly due to not only theose uber-disturbing flashback scenes, but the performance of young Miko Hughes, whose sweet, high-pitched voice and cherubic features come to serve as an ironic counterpoint to his murderous acts in the last third of the film (“Now I wan-too pway wiv you!”). Just prepare yourself for a few unintentional chuckles, not to mention one of the most grating performances by a child actor (the young girl who plays Miko’s older sister) ever. *7. The Dead Zone* (1983)** Including this David Cronenberg adaptation of King’s fifth novel (if you don’t count the Bachman titles) comes dangerously close to violating the rules I set forth in the beginning – namely, the one about the films having to be straight horror/thrillers in order to qualify. But at the end of the day, The Dead Zone does possess enough thriller-centric qualities to make the cut. This is a really solid, if rather dry adaptation, with a strong central performance by Christopher Walken (despite that hideous, fit-for-an-80-year-old grandmother hairstyle he seems to sport in every movie). It’s no masterpiece, but it’s deeply felt; and if you haven’t read the book you’re in for a pretty nifty little ending. *6. Cujo* (1983)** Dee Wallace Stone is a perfect example of a really terrific actress who, over the course of her career so far, has never been given the opportunity to fulfill her sizable potential as more than just a terrorized genre-film heroine. This is due in large part to the enormous success of E.T., which pigeonholed her into the “frantic mother” role in seemingly every single film she appeared in thereafter. I just had to say that, because Stone really anchors Cujo, which could have been just another lame King adaptation, and makes every hysterical moment in that demonic-St. Bernard-battered Pinto entirely believable. Kudos also to Jan de Bont, who provided the cinematography that proved so effective during those heart-in-the-throat attack scenes. *5. 1408* (2007)** Ok, so if Michael Bay directed a King adaptation, it would probably look something like this, except with more super-hot, blouse-busting ghosts, bigger explosions, and minus all the nifty build-up. But if you take it for the market-tested, slot-filling big-studio product that it is, 1408 is a surprisingly decent little horror flick, with some inspired special effects and a truly creepy hotel-room setting. Of course, director Mikael Halfstrom also helmed that Jennifer Aniston snooze-fest Derailed. Given the cringe-inducing enormity of that debacle, he’s still got a long road to hoe before he repays his debt to society. *4. Misery* (1990)** Funnily enough, Misery occupies the exact same spot as it did on my “Top Ten Claustrophobic Horror Movies” list, and it ranks so high on both simply because it’s such a solid, enjoyable little entertainment. Unlike the previous three entries, Misery doesn’t harbor any grandiose ambitions, which shouldn’t be a surprise given that Rob “Big-Studio coksucker” Reiner helmed the thing. But as a slick, modern-era Hollywood thriller, there are few as good as this one. Bates’ alternately hilarious and disturbing performance alone makes this worth a second viewing. 3. The Mist* (2007)** Frank Darabont, the director responsible for the terrific Shawshank Redemption and the overlong, if nearly-as-good Green Mile, delighted Stephen King fans everywhere when it was announced he would be tackling King’s grim, apocalyptic short story The Mist. For a horror-fiend like me, it was particularly welcome news that the man behind two of the best King adaptations would be taking on one of his more straight-ahead horror yarns. Needless to say, I wasn’t disappointed. Darabont hews miraculously close to King’s vision (save for that love-it-or-hate-it ending) while also managing the feat of making a truly scary horror film that functions equally well as a queasy, post-9/11 satire of American life. *2. Carrie* (1979)** What misfit teen didn’t wish for telekinetic powers after Carrie, Brian De Palma’s near-perfect adaptation of King’s first novel, was released in 1976? True story: during my freshman year in high school, a Volkswagen Bug caught fire during a “Stuff the Bug” competition in the quad. Everyone inside (all of them associated with the popular crowd) escaped without injury, except one: a cheerleader in the back seat suffered first-degree burns on her ass. The unfortunate incident was blamed on a lit cigarette, but I liked to think that there was a mousy girl nearby, something like Carrie White, who started it all. *1. The Shining* (1980)** Yeah yeah, so I freaking love The Shining, alright? But what true horror fan (at least one who doesn’t hold movie directors to unrealistic standards of literary faithfulness) doesn’t? This was made back in the heady early days of Stephen King adaptations, where arty, top-shelf filmmakers were taking a crack at his work, rather than the hacks that mostly took over later on. For the record, I actually like the Kubrick version of the story better than King’s version, which includes the just-okay ABC miniseries with which he was officially involved. Sorry, but Steven Weber is no Jack Nicholson. So there. - Chris Eggertsen http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/17797

10-22-2009, 09:52 PM	#2
Retro4Life Accept No Substitutes Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 04, 2009 Location: IL Posts: 6,708	There is no way that "The Dead Zone" should not be at the top of this list. Below "Cujo" and "1408"? Is this guy serious?
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10-23-2009, 11:12 PM	#4
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	Great list. I think King is one author who has good book to movie adaptions.

10-24-2009, 02:27 AM	#5
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	I totally agree with The Shining and Carrie, those two films are masterpieces. The Dead Zone should have been much higher.

10-25-2009, 04:08 PM	#8
dakert Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 10, 2007 Location: Altoona PA Posts: 3,411	I know it wasnt released in the theatre but my favorite King adaptation is SALEM'S LOT 1979

10-25-2009, 06:18 PM	#10
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	I loved both version's of Salem's Lot. IT is my favorite King mini-series.

10-25-2009, 07:05 PM	#11
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	The 1979 version of Salem's Lot I think is beyond a doubt the best of the television adaptations of King's stories.