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waichingliu81 · 10-22-2009, 03:55 PM

11 hours 1 min ago

© Sky News 2009

A(n) (American) man who brewed coffee naked in his own kitchen is facing indecent exposure charges and could be jailed.

Eric Williamson, 29, from Virginia, insists he has done nothing wrong and any exposure of his private parts was purely accidental.

Williamson was making coffee in the buff at 5.30am when a woman and her seven-year-old son walked past his kitchen window in Springfield.

The woman then called the police.

Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Ann Jennings said the woman claimed Williamson then moved and exposed himself again through a large front window.

In his defence, Williamson said: "I'm by myself. So I come down here - the roommates are gone, and it's my house.

"I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn't cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it's natural. It's my kitchen."

Williamson, who is the father of a five-year-old girl, continued: "I am a loving dad. Any of my friends... and anyone knows that.

"And there is not a chance on this planet that I would ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

Trial lawyer Dickson Young, who is not connected with the case, explained that "in order for it to be a crime, they have to prove - the state and police - have to prove that he knew those people were there when he was standing there.

"The statute requires an intentional display of your private parts. So if you are occasionally displaying them, accidentally displaying them, inadvertently displaying them it's not a crime."

Ms Jennings said the police would not pursue a case based on inadvertent exposure. The charge is a misdemeanour punishable by up to a year in jail.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091022/...n-870a197.html

Chocoholic · 10-22-2009, 04:46 PM

It's funny how people get so bent out of shape about a little nudity, but say nothing about the level of violence in TV shows and movies. Why was the woman even looking into his window in the first place? Makes me think of that joke with the little old lady calling the police because her neighbor was walking around in the buff. When the policeman arrived, he looked out her window and didn't see anything. The old lady then said, "You need to use my binoculars!"

Liza · 10-22-2009, 05:18 PM

I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.

Chocoholic · 10-22-2009, 05:22 PM

^ And what were she and her kid even doing out that early?

MrCleveland · 10-22-2009, 05:47 PM

People who have glass houses...or glass doors should NOT be nude!

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-22-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocoholic

It's funny how people get so bent out of shape about a little nudity, but say nothing about the level of violence in TV shows and movies.

Totally agree with you there.

I know, I find it interesting how this woman was within close enough proximity to see anything anyway. And yeah, at 5:30 in the morning. The hell?

TripperFan · 10-22-2009, 09:02 PM

well that explains the wirey, short hair found in the scrambled eggs at his last brunch......

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 10-22-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pus$y Galore

well that explains the wirey, short hair found in the scrambled eggs at his last brunch......

Ewwww

TripperFan · 10-22-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Liza

I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.

Afterall, the search for a great breakfast sausage starts early in the morning!!

catlover79 · 10-22-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Liza

I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.

Exactly - though if it was a large window, he may have wanted to cover up the window if he was going to be nude.

catlover79 · 10-22-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pus$y Galore

Afterall, the search for a great breakfast sausage starts early in the morning!!

catlover79 · 10-22-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pus$y Galore

well that explains the wirey, short hair found in the scrambled eggs at his last brunch......

Liza · 10-22-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Exactly - though if it was a large window, he may have wanted to cover up the window if he was going to be nude.

Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not.

Retro4Life · 10-22-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Liza

Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not.

I'm actually driving to work at 5:30 in the morning. And yes, I hate it.

Chocoholic · 10-22-2009, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Liza

Yeah, you would think. But is anyone thinking clearly at 5:30 am? I know I'm not.

I'm just waking up at that time. Mentally, I don't even get up until 8 AM

LOL @ Cathie!

10-22-2009, 03:55 PM	#1
waichingliu81 debbie allen Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2006 Location: london, england, UK Posts: 4,347	Man Arrested For Being Naked In Own Kitchen 11 hours 1 min ago © Sky News 2009 A(n) (American) man who brewed coffee naked in his own kitchen is facing indecent exposure charges and could be jailed. Eric Williamson, 29, from Virginia, insists he has done nothing wrong and any exposure of his private parts was purely accidental. Williamson was making coffee in the buff at 5.30am when a woman and her seven-year-old son walked past his kitchen window in Springfield. The woman then called the police. Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Ann Jennings said the woman claimed Williamson then moved and exposed himself again through a large front window. In his defence, Williamson said: "I'm by myself. So I come down here - the roommates are gone, and it's my house. "I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn't cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it's natural. It's my kitchen." Williamson, who is the father of a five-year-old girl, continued: "I am a loving dad. Any of my friends... and anyone knows that. "And there is not a chance on this planet that I would ever, ever do anything like that to a kid." Trial lawyer Dickson Young, who is not connected with the case, explained that "in order for it to be a crime, they have to prove - the state and police - have to prove that he knew those people were there when he was standing there. "The statute requires an intentional display of your private parts. So if you are occasionally displaying them, accidentally displaying them, inadvertently displaying them it's not a crime." Ms Jennings said the police would not pursue a case based on inadvertent exposure. The charge is a misdemeanour punishable by up to a year in jail. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091022/...n-870a197.html

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10-22-2009, 04:46 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	It's funny how people get so bent out of shape about a little nudity, but say nothing about the level of violence in TV shows and movies. Why was the woman even looking into his window in the first place? Makes me think of that joke with the little old lady calling the police because her neighbor was walking around in the buff. When the policeman arrived, he looked out her window and didn't see anything. The old lady then said, "You need to use my binoculars!"

10-22-2009, 05:18 PM	#3
Liza BestYearsofOurLives Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,537	I think that lady who called the police is a peeping Tom. Just cuz she had her kid with her doesn't change the fact that she was peeking into someone else's window.

10-22-2009, 05:22 PM	#4
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	^ And what were she and her kid even doing out that early?