Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? (Part 7) (The NY Yankees beat the LA Angels 10-1.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game from Ed's apartment.)

Ed: "Wowee, what a game. I am gald this game didn't go into extra innings."

Ralph: "Yes, I have an early shift tomorrow. I also have to work with Joe Fenstablau. Joe is the Angels fan and he wants the Angels to beat the Yankees. Whoa, he is going to pray that the Angels win. Ha ha ha."

Ed: "Now, we should have a World Series party."

Ralph: "Yes, we should have it in your apartment."

Ed: "My apartment?"

Ralph: "Well, take a look at my apartment compared to yours."

Ed: "Ooooh."

Ralph: "All the Yankees have to do is win one more game to get to the World Series...oh boy. I hope the Yankees don't do a repeat of their performance in 2004. They won the first three games and LOST the following four."

(Ed blows his nose.)

Ed: "I am still trying to recover from that."

Ralph: "You know game 5 is on Thursday. We are playing pool with Harvey. Harvey is also apparently an Angels fan. I can't wait to rub it in his face."

Ed: "Yeah, and after that, he will rub his fists in your face."

Ralph: "Oh yeah? I have taking some fighting classes Norton. Harvey can't beat me up."

(Ralph goes to the window.)

Ralph: "There's Harvey down in the street." (yells): "HEY HAR-VEE! THE YANKEES WON AND THE ANGELS HAVE PROVEN HOW BAD THEY ARE. THE YANKEES RULE!"

(Harvey comes up stairs and a fight breaks out between Ralph and Harvey with Harvey giving Ralph a black eye.)

(Ralph comes home.)

Alice: "Ralph, what happened? What caused this?"

Ralph: "What causes this? Very simple. I HAVE A BIIIIG MOUTH."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Yes. In case, you are wondering this is makeup."

(Audience laughs.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach audiences are the GREATEST. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)