What is your preferred method of dying? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Hollow · 10-18-2009, 02:26 AM

i've wanted to die in a tragedy of some sort ever since my best friend in the third grade died after getting hit by a car. not sure what the appeal of it happening to me is, but it's there. murder, terrorist attack, horrific accident, whatever works. lzol. suicide is high on the list. if i get terminally ill, i think i'll skip treatment and kill myself in some dramatic way. like axing down my school's cafeteria windows at night and shooting myself there in my prom dress, leaving a check for repair costs of course. it's way cooler than withering away in a hospital bed. definitely wouldn't overdose on pills though, i tried three times and that doesn't work. rofl

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MickeyMac · 10-18-2009, 02:46 PM

To be an old man and die in my sleep of course. There is another way that I wouldnt mind dying, but I cant say here.

Chocoholic · 10-18-2009, 03:45 PM

I want to die in my sleep of old age.

Sharop · 10-18-2009, 05:02 PM

I think, like many people, I would prefer a painless, peaceful death in my sleep. Whichever way I die, I want it to be painless. I fear pain and I don't think that I have a very high pain threshold.

I have wondered if I would ever take my life if I was depressed enough. I am going through a bad time now and don't feel happy at all. I do not encourage suicide by any means, but I do understand why some people feel that they need to end their lives. I understand why and how they get to that point and why they feel that way.

Janice · 10-18-2009, 05:55 PM

I wish there was a way to die with my husband, but nothing involving suicide or an accident (or anything like that). The thought of either of us having to deal with losing the other makes my head feel like exploding.

Mr. Television · 10-18-2009, 06:55 PM

Quick and painless.

PlayOn · 10-18-2009, 07:04 PM

I want to die in my sleep due to old age. I'm a wimp when it comes to pain.

coffield3 · 10-18-2009, 08:28 PM

In my sleep..I wouldn't like to suffer!

Vito · 10-18-2009, 08:31 PM

I would like to die in one of Wile E. Coyote's Acme traps. After all these years of being outsmarted by the Roadrunner, perhaps my death will bring Wile E. some sense of satisfaction, a sense of closure.

LuLu Rogers · 10-18-2009, 10:29 PM

In my sleep when I'm old.

Darren J. · 10-18-2009, 11:18 PM

I say surprise me.

Brent88 · 10-18-2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood Fan

Quick and painless.

Adamantium · 10-18-2009, 11:43 PM

Shot in the back of the head. That way, I don't see it coming. I'm alive and well one moment and gone the next. Of course being murdered makes it much more tragic for my loved ones, but this is my preferred method... not how they want me to go.

Basically, I don't want to suffer from cancer for years before dying. And I don't want to go in a car crash, because the moment of the wreck would be SO scary. The same goes for a plane crash. I don't want a toaster in the bath tub, because, really. That just seems freaky.

I'm not suicidal. But I've thought about what it would be like for others if I did take my own life. And in my mind they would all be mad at me. When I die, I want people to be sad (as opposed to mad). And I want to go quick, so people hear the news and are surprised (as opposed to my having cancer and getting to the point where people are relieved that I'm no longer in pain).

And I want every member of Sitcoms Online at my funeral.

browneyes106 · 10-19-2009, 10:57 AM

I just hope my death isn't slow and painful.

robyrob · 10-19-2009, 12:16 PM

to be in a bus that flips over 17 times as it falls into an active volcano and gets hit by a meteor just as it hits the lava, exploding into a majestic fireball.

10-18-2009, 02:26 AM	#1
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	What is your preferred method of dying? i've wanted to die in a tragedy of some sort ever since my best friend in the third grade died after getting hit by a car. not sure what the appeal of it happening to me is, but it's there. murder, terrorist attack, horrific accident, whatever works. lzol. suicide is high on the list. if i get terminally ill, i think i'll skip treatment and kill myself in some dramatic way. like axing down my school's cafeteria windows at night and shooting myself there in my prom dress, leaving a check for repair costs of course. it's way cooler than withering away in a hospital bed. definitely wouldn't overdose on pills though, i tried three times and that doesn't work. rofl what about yall???/!?!11??!/111/

10-18-2009, 05:02 PM	#4
Sharop Andy Gibb aged 12 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 03, 2004 Location: Courthouse Square, Hill Valley, beside the clocktower, 10:04 p.m., November 12th 1955 Posts: 3,912	I think, like many people, I would prefer a painless, peaceful death in my sleep. Whichever way I die, I want it to be painless. I fear pain and I don't think that I have a very high pain threshold. I have wondered if I would ever take my life if I was depressed enough. I am going through a bad time now and don't feel happy at all. I do not encourage suicide by any means, but I do understand why some people feel that they need to end their lives. I understand why and how they get to that point and why they feel that way.
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10-18-2009, 06:55 PM	#6
Mr. Television 23 Years at Sitcoms Online Forum Icon Join Date: Jun 06, 2003 Location: Somewhere you're Not Posts: 62,132	Quick and painless.
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10-18-2009, 07:04 PM	#7
PlayOn ADHD: what I have not who I am Senior Member Join Date: Jun 17, 2006 Location: I'll never tell. :p Posts: 2,745	I want to die in my sleep due to old age. I'm a wimp when it comes to pain.
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10-18-2009, 08:28 PM	#8
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	In my sleep..I wouldn't like to suffer!
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10-18-2009, 02:46 PM	#2
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	To be an old man and die in my sleep of course. There is another way that I wouldnt mind dying, but I cant say here.

10-18-2009, 03:45 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I want to die in my sleep of old age.

10-18-2009, 05:55 PM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	I wish there was a way to die with my husband, but nothing involving suicide or an accident (or anything like that). The thought of either of us having to deal with losing the other makes my head feel like exploding.

10-18-2009, 08:31 PM	#9
Vito Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2008 Location: California Posts: 635	I would like to die in one of Wile E. Coyote's Acme traps. After all these years of being outsmarted by the Roadrunner, perhaps my death will bring Wile E. some sense of satisfaction, a sense of closure.

10-18-2009, 10:29 PM	#10
LuLu Rogers Colonel Brandon Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: The Hogwarts Dungeons Posts: 11,013	In my sleep when I'm old.
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10-18-2009, 11:18 PM	#11
Darren J. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 19, 2009 Posts: 692	I say surprise me.

10-18-2009, 11:43 PM	#13
Adamantium TVAdam No More Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 11, 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 7,839	Shot in the back of the head. That way, I don't see it coming. I'm alive and well one moment and gone the next. Of course being murdered makes it much more tragic for my loved ones, but this is my preferred method... not how they want me to go. Basically, I don't want to suffer from cancer for years before dying. And I don't want to go in a car crash, because the moment of the wreck would be SO scary. The same goes for a plane crash. I don't want a toaster in the bath tub, because, really. That just seems freaky. I'm not suicidal. But I've thought about what it would be like for others if I did take my own life. And in my mind they would all be mad at me. When I die, I want people to be sad (as opposed to mad). And I want to go quick, so people hear the news and are surprised (as opposed to my having cancer and getting to the point where people are relieved that I'm no longer in pain). And I want every member of Sitcoms Online at my funeral.

10-19-2009, 10:57 AM	#14
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,094	I just hope my death isn't slow and painful.

10-19-2009, 12:16 PM	#15
robyrob certified wackball#3 Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 03, 2003 Location: hiding under the third booth at Arnold's Posts: 58,200	to be in a bus that flips over 17 times as it falls into an active volcano and gets hit by a meteor just as it hits the lava, exploding into a majestic fireball.
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