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Chocoholic · 10-15-2009, 04:59 PM

Top Ten Signs Your Toddler Watches Too Much Television...

10.He's got a satelite dish on his crib.

9.Wants Neil Patrick Harris to host his birthday party.

8.Can count to 10/9 central.

7.At bedtime, asks you to read him the Nielsen ratings.

6.Instead of security blanket, clutches a Shamwow.

5.Keeps wanting to know why grandpa "got canceled".

4.He weighs 135 pounds.

3.Thinks the capital of Montana is Hannah.

2.Constantly implores you to have your pet spayed or neutered.

1.His first words were, "Your local news starts now!"

browneyes106 · 10-15-2009, 05:20 PM

lol funny list. A few years ago one of my coworkers said her nephew's first words were from a commercial.

R.jsheedy · 10-15-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocoholic

Top Ten Signs Your Toddler Watches Too Much Television...

10.He's got a satelite dish on his crib.

9.Wants Neil Patrick Harris to host his birthday party.

8.Can count to 10/9 central.

7.At bedtime, asks you to read him the Nielsen ratings.

6.Instead of security blanket, clutches a Shamwow.

5.Keeps wanting to know why grandpa "got canceled".

4.He weighs 135 pounds.

3.Thinks the capital of Montana is Hannah.

2.Constantly implores you to have your pet spayed or neutered.

1.His first words were, "Your local news starts now!"

catlover79 · 10-15-2009, 06:59 PM

That is awesome.

Chocoholic · 10-15-2009, 07:25 PM

Those are from Letterman. Here are some of my own...

#11. Is convinced he's really twins.

#12. Thinks he's going to be 7 years-old on his next birthday. (He's two.)

#13. Plays "Crime Scene Investigation" with his dollies.

#14. Wonders just how Daddy met Mommy.

#15. When asked to sing his ABC's, he lists TV shows that air on ABC.

#16. Totally gets the "adult" references on Sesame Street.

#17. Constantly asks why he can't swap Mommy for someone cooler.

#18. When you sing to him, he responds, "It was just alright for me, dawg. You were a little pitchy at times, but you're still cool."

#19. Tries to perform emergency surgery on his stuffed animals. This seems normal until he spouts medical terminology that no 3-year-old should know.

#20. Can sing all the classic theme songs.

Cactus Jack · 10-15-2009, 09:41 PM

LOL Those are great!, are those new? I know yours are,but the Letterman ones

#21. He always interrupts convos with IMMA LET YOU FINISH

catlover79 · 10-15-2009, 09:48 PM

He wants a Snuggie, Chia Pet or Clapper for Christmas.

Cactus Jack · 10-15-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

He wants a Snuggie, Chia Pet or Clapper for Christmas.

LOL I dont think anyone would wnat those for Christmas

Schmoopie · 10-18-2009, 04:34 AM

catlover79 · 10-18-2009, 03:21 PM

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LOL I dont think anyone would wnat those for Christmas

I'll take the Snuggie because I'm always freezing.

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10-15-2009, 04:59 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Top 10 signs your toddler watches too much TV... Top Ten Signs Your Toddler Watches Too Much Television... 10.He's got a satelite dish on his crib. 9.Wants Neil Patrick Harris to host his birthday party. 8.Can count to 10/9 central. 7.At bedtime, asks you to read him the Nielsen ratings. 6.Instead of security blanket, clutches a Shamwow. 5.Keeps wanting to know why grandpa "got canceled". 4.He weighs 135 pounds. 3.Thinks the capital of Montana is Hannah. 2.Constantly implores you to have your pet spayed or neutered. 1.His first words were, "Your local news starts now!"

10-15-2009, 05:20 PM	#2
browneyes106 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 6,097	lol funny list. A few years ago one of my coworkers said her nephew's first words were from a commercial.

10-15-2009, 07:25 PM	#5
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Those are from Letterman. Here are some of my own... #11. Is convinced he's really twins. #12. Thinks he's going to be 7 years-old on his next birthday. (He's two.) #13. Plays "Crime Scene Investigation" with his dollies. #14. Wonders just how Daddy met Mommy. #15. When asked to sing his ABC's, he lists TV shows that air on ABC. #16. Totally gets the "adult" references on Sesame Street. #17. Constantly asks why he can't swap Mommy for someone cooler. #18. When you sing to him, he responds, "It was just alright for me, dawg. You were a little pitchy at times, but you're still cool." #19. Tries to perform emergency surgery on his stuffed animals. This seems normal until he spouts medical terminology that no 3-year-old should know. #20. Can sing all the classic theme songs.

10-15-2009, 09:48 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	He wants a Snuggie, Chia Pet or Clapper for Christmas.