Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? Part 2 (The NY Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 4-3.) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 10-09-2009, 10:45 PM

(The Kramdens & Nortons are boarding a compartment train in route to Minnesota.)

(Ralph is walking along the hallway.)

Ralph (yelling to everyone): "I FOUND OUR COMPARTMENT."

(Alice & the Nortons come and they are carrying all the luggage.)

Alice: "Ralph, why didn't you help us with the luggage?"

Ralph: "I told you that I am tired. I couldn't sleep at all last night."

Trixie: "Ralph, you didn't have to celebrate all night long just because the Yankees beat the Twins."

Ralph: "Oh, I didn't? The Yankees accomplished a big deal last night. They tied it in the 9th inning and won in the 11th."

Alice: "Okay Ralph, are you sure that you got the right tickets?"

Ralph: "Yes, I am sure. I am the brains behind this operation."

Alice: "Looks like you are the BELLY behind this operation."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Ed: "I can't wait until we get there to see the Yankees win as well as going to the Raccoon Convention. It will be a blast."

Ed & Ralph (raising the tail on their Raccoon caps): "Whooooooooooo!"

Trixie: "I hope I don't lose my hearing in the Met."

Ralph: "Why? THe MYTH that the Metrodome is the lodest stadium is just a myth. The Yankees will win this series and go on to the ALCS for the first time since 2004."

Ed: "Ralph, I got some gags for the convention like these."

Ralph: "So do I. Brand-new trick handcuffs. I just slap them on my wrist and yours like so."

(He does.)

Ralph: "All I have to do is yell: 'boomph.'" (yells): "BOOMPH!"

(It doesn't work.)

Ralph (yells): "BOOMPH! BOOMPH! BOOMPH!"

Alice: "Oh no! They are stuck."

Ralph: 'It is your fault Norton. You should have stopped me before I slapped these on."

Alice: "Ralph, where did you get them from?"

Ralph: "Uh...a street urchin that ripped me off. That BUM! He was probably a Twins fan and saw that I was a fan of the Yankees. Now, I am cuffed to this idiot."

Ed: "It could be worse. You could be hand-cuffed..."

(Looks at Trixie who is looking at him.)

Ed: "...to Roseanne Barr."

Ralph: "What are we going to do now? I don't want to be seen on TV with him."

(The conductor comes by.)

Conductor: "Well, what jail did you two escape from?"

Ralph: "Very funny mac. I have to be trick-handcuffed to this idiot all the way to Minneapolis."

Conductor: "Gentlemen, this train isn't going there. We are going to Norfolk, Virginia."

(The conductor leaves. Everyone is mad at Ralph who hides his face.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie (yells): "HOW SWEET IT IS!"

(Everyone cheers.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"

(Audience cheers.)

10-09-2009, 10:45 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Ralph Kramden, a NY Yankee fan? Part 2 (The NY Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 4-3.) (The Kramdens & Nortons are boarding a compartment train in route to Minnesota.) (Ralph is walking along the hallway.) Ralph (yelling to everyone): "I FOUND OUR COMPARTMENT." (Alice & the Nortons come and they are carrying all the luggage.) Alice: "Ralph, why didn't you help us with the luggage?" Ralph: "I told you that I am tired. I couldn't sleep at all last night." Trixie: "Ralph, you didn't have to celebrate all night long just because the Yankees beat the Twins." Ralph: "Oh, I didn't? The Yankees accomplished a big deal last night. They tied it in the 9th inning and won in the 11th." Alice: "Okay Ralph, are you sure that you got the right tickets?" Ralph: "Yes, I am sure. I am the brains behind this operation." Alice: "Looks like you are the BELLY behind this operation." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" Ed: "I can't wait until we get there to see the Yankees win as well as going to the Raccoon Convention. It will be a blast." Ed & Ralph (raising the tail on their Raccoon caps): "Whooooooooooo!" Trixie: "I hope I don't lose my hearing in the Met." Ralph: "Why? THe MYTH that the Metrodome is the lodest stadium is just a myth. The Yankees will win this series and go on to the ALCS for the first time since 2004." Ed: "Ralph, I got some gags for the convention like these." Ralph: "So do I. Brand-new trick handcuffs. I just slap them on my wrist and yours like so." (He does.) Ralph: "All I have to do is yell: 'boomph.'" (yells): "BOOMPH!" (It doesn't work.) Ralph (yells): "BOOMPH! BOOMPH! BOOMPH!" Alice: "Oh no! They are stuck." Ralph: 'It is your fault Norton. You should have stopped me before I slapped these on." Alice: "Ralph, where did you get them from?" Ralph: "Uh...a street urchin that ripped me off. That BUM! He was probably a Twins fan and saw that I was a fan of the Yankees. Now, I am cuffed to this idiot." Ed: "It could be worse. You could be hand-cuffed..." (Looks at Trixie who is looking at him.) Ed: "...to Roseanne Barr." Ralph: "What are we going to do now? I don't want to be seen on TV with him." (The conductor comes by.) Conductor: "Well, what jail did you two escape from?" Ralph: "Very funny mac. I have to be trick-handcuffed to this idiot all the way to Minneapolis." Conductor: "Gentlemen, this train isn't going there. We are going to Norfolk, Virginia." (The conductor leaves. Everyone is mad at Ralph who hides his face.) (Jackie Gleason walks on stage.) Jackie (yells): "HOW SWEET IT IS!" (Everyone cheers.) Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!" (Audience cheers.)