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Zoneboy · 10-05-2009, 07:02 PM

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ALBERTVILLE, Ala. – A woman was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police said she let her daughter ride in a box on top of their van. Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said 37-year-old Jackie Denise Knott was arrested Sunday after police received a call of a minivan traveling on U.S. 431 with a large cardboard box on top with a child inside.

Smith said the woman told police the box was too big to go inside the van, and that her daughter was inside the box to hold it down.

Smith said Knott told officers it was safe because she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.

The teen was turned over to a relative and the Department of Human Resources was notified. A worker at the Albertville city jail said Knott was out on bond Monday.

Marvo301 · 10-05-2009, 07:47 PM

Wow! Treating your daughter like a human paperweight. That is beyond dumb. It's downright dangerous!

Zoneboy · 10-05-2009, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Wow! Treating your daughter like a human paperweight. That is beyond dumb. It's downright dangerous!

Darn right it's stupid and dangerous and I can't believe she thought a coat hanger would be enough to secure the box to the roof. This incident reminds me of a woman in NC who put a mattress in the back of her pick up truck and her son laid down on to hold it down. A gust of wind came up and blew the mattress and her son onto the highway and he died from his injuries a few days later.

sunshinefizzy · 10-05-2009, 08:50 PM

I know I shouldn't even think this is funny but come on now, what the s$%t!!!

catlover79 · 10-05-2009, 09:19 PM

Some people should just not be allowed to breed, period. This woman is Exhibit A.

Marvo301 · 10-05-2009, 09:22 PM

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Some people should just not be allowed to breed, period. This woman is Exhibit A.

It has always amazed me that you need to get a license to drive a car but anybody can procreate.

OH Nuts! · 10-05-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Wow! Treating your daughter like a human paperweight. That is beyond dumb. It's downright dangerous!

Dumb + Dangerous ='s A VERY SCARY combination!

This mom's not playing with a full deck

catlover79 · 10-05-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

It has always amazed me that you need to get a license to drive a car but anybody can procreate.

Isn't that the truth.

sara · 10-06-2009, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Some people should just not be allowed to breed, period. This woman is Exhibit A.

Exactly. I hope for societies sake the daughter doesn't end up with her mother's brains.

comedyfreak · 10-06-2009, 03:59 AM

Some people should not be allowed to procreate.

catlover79 · 10-06-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by OH Nuts!

Dumb + Dangerous ='s A VERY SCARY combination!

This mom's not playing with a full deck

Forget about a full deck - I don't think she has even one card!!

robyrob · 10-06-2009, 08:57 AM

redneck rollercoaster?

Jonathan · 10-06-2009, 09:40 AM

People never fail to shock me, and this is a prime example.

MickeyMac · 10-06-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

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ALBERTVILLE, Ala. – A woman was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police said she let her daughter ride in a box on top of their van. Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said 37-year-old Jackie Denise Knott was arrested Sunday after police received a call of a minivan traveling on U.S. 431 with a large cardboard box on top with a child inside.

Smith said the woman told police the box was too big to go inside the van, and that her daughter was inside the box to hold it down.

Smith said Knott told officers it was safe because she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger.

The teen was turned over to a relative and the Department of Human Resources was notified. A worker at the Albertville city jail said Knott was out on bond Monday.

The perfect theme song for this woman is without a doubt "Stupid Girl" by The Rolling Stones.

catlover79 · 10-06-2009, 01:49 PM

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The perfect theme song for this woman is without a doubt "Stupid Girl" by The Rolling Stones.

How about "If I Only Had a Brain" from The Wizard of Oz??

10-05-2009, 07:02 PM	#1
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10-05-2009, 08:50 PM	#4
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10-06-2009, 09:40 AM	#13
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