Anybody ever heard of the Chuck Norris facts?

[Big C]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

It's very funny.

I remember a while back, some of us had fun with the Dos Equis 'Most interesting man in the world' facts (He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it would feel like).

I'll bet there are some people on here we could associate with some of these.

For instance:

Anyone ever killed two stones with one bird? Eat just one Lays potato chip? Affect the world economy by playing monopoly?

[catlover79]

Chuck has just written a book about these facts! It's called The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories. I bought it for Christmas for my brother-in-law (a HUGE Chuck fan) but have been skimming it before I wrap it. Great stuff!!

My favorite facts:

Chuck Norris is older than his own father.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed at night.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris' pulse is measured by the Richter scale.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole punch.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris DID build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

There is no such thing as a tornado. Only the aftermath of a Chuck Norris sneeze.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only a theory because who in their right mind would try this?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon - he is one!

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars look both ways.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

[MickeyMac]

I didnt read the facts book, but I did read his latest book Black Belt Patriotism, and I read his column on Human Events.

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally Posted by MickeyMac

I didnt read the facts book, but I did read his latest book Black Belt Patriotism, and I read his column on Human Events.

He's got some great articles on Human Events. Always excellent to hear someone tell it like it is.