You Know You've Been Watching Too Much of The Jeffersons When

[catlover79]

You always start playing the dozens when you're in a group sitting.

Make sure what the "small business association" really means before accepting an award from them.

DON'T let your son run your dry-cleaning business, even for one day.

You keep expecting your son to leave the room, come back with a different face, and return again looking like he originally did with no explanation.

You have the urge to knock your husband's lights out with a pillow.

You keep expecting your neighbor to ask you to walk on his back.

You and your opposite-sex sibling are adults but still play Twister together. ()

The only person you know who has worse dates than you is Florence.

You and your spouse are really 20+ years apart in age but no one seems to notice/care.

You call your wife "Weezy".

You wonder how Mr. Bentley manages to get so many girlfriends.

White guys REALLY can't dance (yes, Tom Willis, this means you!! ).

You are always hoping to catch a glimpse of Mr. Whittendale.

You want to learn how to dance just like George Jefferson.

You hunt through every thrift shop in town to find a red and black plaid jacket just like the one George wore at Mr. Bentley's birthday party.

The theme song is CONSTANTLY running through your head.

[Marvo301]

You call going upstairs "movin on up!"

You start referring to your 3rd floor one bedroom apartment as a "deluxe apartment in the skyyyyyyyyyy!

[catlover79]

You say about almost every guest star: "Hey, that guy/girl was on Good Times!"

You practice the "Jefferson Curve" - with typically disasterous results.

You want to work next to Dave's Discount Records so you can hear the Bee Gees all day. (George)

You want to go disco dancing - EVERY NIGHT!! (George and to a lesser extent, Helen)

Just be yourself - lest your potential boyfriend is a psychiatrist and thinks you have multiple personalities. (Florence)

[catlover79]

You ask someone if they want to "buy a PEN???!!!"