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TVFactFan · 09-29-2009, 12:45 AM

I would really love to become apart of this organization, you get a nice salary and get to travel all over the country and don't have to perform well at all. You can swing at bals over your head and your feet and make fans laugh and lose a 100 or more games a season.

Tell me this is not the best job in the world?-lol You get paid to FAIL and no one gives a sh*T-lol

Marvo301 · 09-29-2009, 12:56 AM

Do you have any skills whatsoever as a baseball player? If so I'm sorry your over qualified. In order to make the roster of the Washington Nationals you need to have the following "skills".

1. The ability to let ground balls roll between your legs and into the outfield

2. The ability to let pop flies hit the ground between you and a teammate while you stare at each other

3. The ability to srew up sure double plays

If you possess the above skills then you may apply for employment with the Washington Nationals

TVFactFan · 09-29-2009, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Do you have any skills whatsoever as a baseball player? If so I'm sorry your over qualified. In order to make the roster of the Washington Nationals you need to have the following "skills".

1. The ability to let ground balls roll between your legs and into the outfield

2. The ability to let pop flies hit the ground between you and a teammate while you stare at each other

3. The ability to srew up sure double plays

If you possess the above skills then you may apply for employment with the Washington Nationals

And if you are a pitcher you can throw UNDERHAND-lol

There is no way a baseball team in this city would be allowed to lose a 100 games 2 seasons in a row. The fans or media wouldn't go for it

Marvo301 · 09-29-2009, 01:03 AM

I'm sure there are many minor league baseball teams that are better than the Washington Nationals!

TVFactFan · 09-29-2009, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

I'm sure there are many minor league baseball teams that are better than the Washington Nationals!

I think if they lose 100 next year, the commisioner should end baseball in D.C and let the other teams in the league pick what players they feel are worth signing.

Marvo301 · 09-29-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PhilaEaglesHater

I think if they lose 100 next year, the commisioner should end baseball in D.C and let the other teams in the league pick what players they feel are worth signing.

I think they should move the team back to Montreal! At least they were always competitive when they were the Expos!

Schmoopie · 09-29-2009, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PhilaEaglesHater

I would really love to become apart of this organization, you get a nice salary and get to travel all over the country and don't have to perform well at all. You can swing at bals over your head and your feet and make fans laugh and lose a 100 or more games a season.

Tell me this is not the best job in the world?-lol You get paid to FAIL and no one gives a sh*T-lol

OMG, when I saw this thread, I totally thought you were being serious!!!!

Wreckless · 09-29-2009, 02:46 AM

Their have been worst teams then the Nationals. The Detroit Tigers of the 2000's won a measley 43 games lmao.

the nats have a decent offense, just bad pitching.

Ryan Zimmerman
Adam Dunn
Nick Johnson (but he got traded to the Marlins late in the season)

TVFactFan · 09-29-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmoopie

OMG, when I saw this thread, I totally thought you were being serious!!!!

The Nats Organization Motto-"If you don't care, WE DON"T EITHER"

09-29-2009, 12:45 AM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,130	How can I become a member of the Washington Nationals? I would really love to become apart of this organization, you get a nice salary and get to travel all over the country and don't have to perform well at all. You can swing at bals over your head and your feet and make fans laugh and lose a 100 or more games a season. Tell me this is not the best job in the world?-lol You get paid to FAIL and no one gives a sh*T-lol

09-29-2009, 12:56 AM	#2
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	Do you have any skills whatsoever as a baseball player? If so I'm sorry your over qualified. In order to make the roster of the Washington Nationals you need to have the following "skills". 1. The ability to let ground balls roll between your legs and into the outfield 2. The ability to let pop flies hit the ground between you and a teammate while you stare at each other 3. The ability to srew up sure double plays If you possess the above skills then you may apply for employment with the Washington Nationals
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09-29-2009, 01:03 AM	#4
Marvo301 I'm NOT a Blockhead! Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 17, 2002 Location: The Great White North Posts: 21,460	I'm sure there are many minor league baseball teams that are better than the Washington Nationals!

09-29-2009, 02:46 AM	#8
Wreckless Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 04, 2007 Location: Banned Posts: 9,406	Their have been worst teams then the Nationals. The Detroit Tigers of the 2000's won a measley 43 games lmao. the nats have a decent offense, just bad pitching. Ryan Zimmerman Adam Dunn Nick Johnson (but he got traded to the Marlins late in the season)