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Frank Gannucci · 09-17-2009, 06:55 PM

"Quiz Show":

Alice: "All the way home in the cab you were howling at the top of your lungs."

Ralph: "I had to. There was so many boxes of Krinkly Krax cereal between us, I couldn't see you."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ed: "Have I seen you once?"

Joyce Randoph (as herself): "I don't believe so."

Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?"

"The Next Champ":

Mr. Armstrong: "I got eight guys in my stable. I can make room for a heavyweight."

Ed: "Hey, he must have a bigger kitchen then you Ralph."

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead."

Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."

Ralph: "What happened?"

Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."

"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):

Ralph: "This salad isn't bad. You got carrots for your eyes, beats for your blood, lettuce for your teeth. Everything on here is good for you."

Ed: "Poor little pizza. Ain't good for nothing."

"To Whomever It May Concern":

(Ed is helping Ralph write his nasty letter to his boss, Mr. Marshall)

Ralph: "'You dirty bum! You are a miserable low-life. You ought to turn in your membership card to the human race.'"

Ed: "Nice touch. Nice touch."

Ralph: "Thank you."

"Flushing Ho":

Alice: "You can't go in the bathroom Ralph. Trixie is taking a bath."

Ralph: "She is in the water more than a flounder is."

"Please Leave The Premises":

(In the chilly apartment, Ralph gives Alice a water bottle.)

Ralph: "I don't want to see you drink an ounce of that. We have to conserve."

Alice: "I wouldn't think about doing that Ralph. I am saving it for Sunday dinner."

"Lawsuit" (Color version):

(Ralph just threw out the bus company adjuster. He came because he wanted to sign papers because Ralph got injured.)

Alice: "Ralph, this is the dumbest thing that you ever done."

Ralph: "You won't say that when we are living on Park Avenue."

Alice: "I thought that you were going to open a grocery store in Jersey."

Ralph: "I'll commute."

09-17-2009, 06:55 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Thursday's Quotes: "Quiz Show": Alice: "All the way home in the cab you were howling at the top of your lungs." Ralph: "I had to. There was so many boxes of Krinkly Krax cereal between us, I couldn't see you." "Ralph Kramden Presents": Ed: "Have I seen you once?" Joyce Randoph (as herself): "I don't believe so." Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?" "The Next Champ": Mr. Armstrong: "I got eight guys in my stable. I can make room for a heavyweight." Ed: "Hey, he must have a bigger kitchen then you Ralph." "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead." Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor." Ralph: "What happened?" Ed: "He lived for almost eight months." "House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"): Ralph: "This salad isn't bad. You got carrots for your eyes, beats for your blood, lettuce for your teeth. Everything on here is good for you." Ed: "Poor little pizza. Ain't good for nothing." "To Whomever It May Concern": (Ed is helping Ralph write his nasty letter to his boss, Mr. Marshall) Ralph: "'You dirty bum! You are a miserable low-life. You ought to turn in your membership card to the human race.'" Ed: "Nice touch. Nice touch." Ralph: "Thank you." "Flushing Ho": Alice: "You can't go in the bathroom Ralph. Trixie is taking a bath." Ralph: "She is in the water more than a flounder is." "Please Leave The Premises": (In the chilly apartment, Ralph gives Alice a water bottle.) Ralph: "I don't want to see you drink an ounce of that. We have to conserve." Alice: "I wouldn't think about doing that Ralph. I am saving it for Sunday dinner." "Lawsuit" (Color version): (Ralph just threw out the bus company adjuster. He came because he wanted to sign papers because Ralph got injured.) Alice: "Ralph, this is the dumbest thing that you ever done." Ralph: "You won't say that when we are living on Park Avenue." Alice: "I thought that you were going to open a grocery store in Jersey." Ralph: "I'll commute."