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Janice Johnson · 09-16-2009, 07:12 PM

One of the dumbest celebrity quotes I can think of is what Britney Spears said on an interview after she was asked why she drove with her baby on her lap. She answers, "That's the way my daddy drove with me. He put me on his lap while he drove us around."

MickeyMac · 09-16-2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

One of the dumbest celebrity quotes I can think of is what Britney Spears said on an interview after she was asked why she drove with her baby on her lap. She answers, "That's the way my daddy drove with me. He put me on his lap while he drove us around."

She also made a comment saying she likes Elvis cause he is from Vegas.

MickeyMac · 09-16-2009, 07:21 PM

You can rely on the dippy Paris Hilton for a stupid comment.

Someone asked her about Walmart and she replied asking do they sell stuff for walls there.

Also when her book came out and she outsold Bill Clinton (whos bio came out around the same time), she asked if that was a good thing???

Lets see you are an heiress who does nothing and you come out with a book that outsells the President and you have to ask is that a good thing.

Oh boy.

sunshinefizzy · 09-17-2009, 07:41 AM

" I like my job because I get to go to oversees places, like Canada."

-Britney Spears

"I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees!"
-Jason Kidd

That's right Jason, your team is going right back to where they started!!!

Darren J. · 09-17-2009, 05:03 PM

Yogi Berra owns all when it comes to dumbass comments.

Liza · 09-18-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darren J.

Yogi Berra owns all when it comes to dumbass comments.

He is very quotable, but I wouldn't say his comments are dumb. There's an intelligence behind them.

Just remember, "A nickel ain't worth a dime these days."

Liza · 09-18-2009, 10:35 PM

The real king of the dumb quotations is former President George W. Bush.

"Is our children learning?"

"Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."

"They misunderestimated me."

Chocoholic · 09-18-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sunshinefizzy

"I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees!"
-Jason Kidd

That's right Jason, your team is going right back to where they started!!!

That's one of my English language pet peeves.

Chocoholic · 09-18-2009, 11:15 PM

I think just about anything Paula Abdul says can be included in this thread. Here is a funny Paula moment from AI...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBsw74Wtn9w

steevo · 09-19-2009, 01:57 PM

I have a couple:

Brooke Shields : "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Christina Aguilera : "So, where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this Year?"

catlover79 · 09-19-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Liza

The real king of the dumb quotations is former President George W. Bush.

"Is our children learning?"

"Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."

"They misunderestimated me."

The first George Bush's VP Dan Quayle also had some pretty stupid quotes. It was all downhill after the potato incident.

I generally like GWB as a human being but an orator, he's not. One of my favorite quotes was his line about human beings and fish co-existing peacefully.

I used to love those little GWB "Quote of the Day" desk calendars.

I also agree with just about everyone else that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and the like can be counted on dumb quotes. Although I have to say that Jessica Simpson is probably queen of airhead quotes these past few years.

spunkygirl · 09-19-2009, 05:33 PM

What was that one Jessica Simpson said, it was something about Chicken of the Sea Tuna, she thought it was chicken or something?

Liza · 09-19-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

The first George Bush's VP Dan Quayle also had some pretty stupid quotes. It was all downhill after the potato incident.

Oh yes, I remember Quayle. He was the one who was so happy to be in "The great state of Chicago!"

Liza · 09-19-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ZKS

What was that one Jessica Simpson said, it was something about Chicken of the Sea Tuna, she thought it was chicken or something?

"Is this chicken I have or fish?"

She famously asked then-hubby Nick on their show. He told her it was Tuna. But she famously pointed out that the label said "Chicken of the Sea."

You tell him, Jess!

catlover79 · 09-19-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Liza

"Is this chicken I have or fish?"

She famously asked then-hubby Nick on their show. He told her it was Tuna. But she famously pointed out that the label said "Chicken of the Sea."

You tell him, Jess!

Plus she didn't want to eat buffalo wings because she thought they were made with real buffalo.

09-16-2009, 07:12 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Dumbest Celebrity Quotes? One of the dumbest celebrity quotes I can think of is what Britney Spears said on an interview after she was asked why she drove with her baby on her lap. She answers, "That's the way my daddy drove with me. He put me on his lap while he drove us around."

09-19-2009, 01:57 PM	#10
steevo It is Green Senior Member Join Date: Dec 28, 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,476	I have a couple: Brooke Shields : "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Christina Aguilera : "So, where is the Cannes Film Festival being held this Year?"
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09-16-2009, 07:21 PM	#3
MickeyMac Member Forum Star Join Date: Jun 18, 2008 Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan Posts: 19,008	You can rely on the dippy Paris Hilton for a stupid comment. Someone asked her about Walmart and she replied asking do they sell stuff for walls there. Also when her book came out and she outsold Bill Clinton (whos bio came out around the same time), she asked if that was a good thing??? Lets see you are an heiress who does nothing and you come out with a book that outsells the President and you have to ask is that a good thing. Oh boy.

09-17-2009, 07:41 AM	#4
sunshinefizzy Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 27, 2006 Location: Craptown Posts: 2,054	" I like my job because I get to go to oversees places, like Canada." -Britney Spears "I'm gonna turn this team around 360 degrees!" -Jason Kidd That's right Jason, your team is going right back to where they started!!!

09-17-2009, 05:03 PM	#5
Darren J. Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 19, 2009 Posts: 692	Yogi Berra owns all when it comes to dumbass comments.

09-18-2009, 10:35 PM	#7
Liza BestYearsofOurLives Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,537	The real king of the dumb quotations is former President George W. Bush. "Is our children learning?" "Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." "They misunderestimated me."

09-18-2009, 11:15 PM	#9
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I think just about anything Paula Abdul says can be included in this thread. Here is a funny Paula moment from AI... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBsw74Wtn9w

09-19-2009, 05:33 PM	#12
spunkygirl Member Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Apr 26, 2003 Posts: 21,563	What was that one Jessica Simpson said, it was something about Chicken of the Sea Tuna, she thought it was chicken or something?